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Powdered Buckfast To Be Sold In Wraps
BUCKFAST is to be sold in a powdered form and will be available in “wrap deals” for the first time, ... -
Middle Income Families Will Be Offered ‘Carbonated Tap’, Confirms Irish Water
IRISH WATER announced today it will introduce a ‘carbonated tap’ option for middle income families who are to pay more ... -
Large Increase In Number Of Prison Inmates Opting For Banking Related Courses
THE Central Applications Office (CAO) has reported a significant increase in the number of prison inmates opting for banking related courses. ... -
Government To Privatise Air With Oxygen Meters To Be Fitted In Every Home By 2018
THE GOVERNMENT announced today it is to privatise the oxygen in the air, forcing every home in the country to ... -
Ukraine ‘All Better Now’ As Warring Factions Split Gas And Oil Profits Amongst Themselves
UKRAINE is “all better” today after a surprise deal was met by the US,EU and Russia over gas and oil ... -
Bord Gais Customers To Share Sweet Fuck All In €55m Windfall
OVER one million Bord Gais customers are to share sweet fuck all in a €55 million windfall, it has been ... -
Everyone To Eventually End Up Working For Tesco By 2034
A NEW study claimed today that everyone living in the UK and Ireland will eventually end up working for supermarket ... -
Civil Unrest As Price Of Chomp Bars Jump To 30c
The government were last night considering a declaration of Martial Law following the third day of civil unrest sparked by ... -
NASA Hire Irish Travelers To Collect Orbiting Space Debris
AMERICAN SPACE Agency, NASA announced today a $2bn scrappage deal with an Irish Traveler family to collect over 4,000 dormant ... -
Bill Clinton Opens Ireland’s First ‘African Only’ Brothel In Dublin
FORMER US President Bill Clinton made history yesterday afternoon by cutting the ribbon to Ireland’s first ‘Ebony Only’ Brothel in ...
