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Government To Privatise Air With Oxygen Meters To Be Fitted In Every Home By 2018
THE GOVERNMENT announced today it is to privatise the oxygen in the air, forcing every home in the country to ... -
Ukraine ‘All Better Now’ As Warring Factions Split Gas And Oil Profits Amongst Themselves
UKRAINE is “all better” today after a surprise deal was met by the US,EU and Russia over gas and oil ... -
Bord Gais Customers To Share Sweet Fuck All In €55m Windfall
OVER one million Bord Gais customers are to share sweet fuck all in a €55 million windfall, it has been ... -
Everyone To Eventually End Up Working For Tesco By 2034
A NEW study claimed today that everyone living in the UK and Ireland will eventually end up working for supermarket ... -
Civil Unrest As Price Of Chomp Bars Jump To 30c
The government were last night considering a declaration of Martial Law following the third day of civil unrest sparked by ... -
NASA Hire Irish Travelers To Collect Orbiting Space Debris
AMERICAN SPACE Agency, NASA announced today a $2bn scrappage deal with an Irish Traveler family to collect over 4,000 dormant ... -
Bill Clinton Opens Ireland’s First ‘African Only’ Brothel In Dublin
FORMER US President Bill Clinton made history yesterday afternoon by cutting the ribbon to Ireland’s first ‘Ebony Only’ Brothel in ... -
Cinema Popcorn Nearing €1,000 A Barrel
IRISH CINEMAS predicted today that the price of popcorn will climb to €1,000 a barrel before the end of the ... -
Sky News Strikes Exclusive Deal With Pistorius For Live Trial Tweets
BRITISH Sky Broadcasting announced an exclusive €45m deal with South African sprint runner Oscar Pistorius for up-to-date live trial tweets during ... -
Scientists Predict Smartphone With 3 Hour Plus Battery Life By 2134
SCIENTISTS IN the US have predicted that a smartphone battery capable of charging handsets for more than three hours at ...
