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“When You’re Ready” Voted Barmans Favourite Customer Phrase
THE results of a nationwide questionnaire given to over 300,000 barmen working in Ireland have unanimously voted on one very ... -
Taxpayers Queue Up Looking For Their Money Back As AIB Returns To Profit
Cries of ‘giz a few fuckin’ euro so’ were heard from outside the headquarters of AIB following the news that ... -
Undercover Guard Infiltrating Drug Gang Enjoying The Pay Increase
Garda Simon Byrne, newly embedded in the Hogan-Farrell drug gang, is reportedly delighted with some of the perks he is ... -
Vietnamese Farmer “Delighted” With New Horticulturist Job In Irish Industrial Estate
A NEWLY arrived Vietnamese immigrant said he is “delighted” today after securing a full-time horticulturist job just three hours after landing ... -
Nigerian Prince Receiving Thousands Of Ryanair Customer Complaint Emails To His Inbox
NIGERIAN prince Michael Abiona was left flabbergasted this morning after finding over 400,000 emails in his personal inbox, he revealed. The ... -
Knitted Aran Burkas Not Meeting Sales Expectations
A GALWAY fashion designer has today expressed disappointment and annoyance at the Irish Muslim community, after his line of hand-knit ... -
Tax Evading Company To Employ Some More Locals Here For A Bit
Good news for Irish jobs yet again as the Government have come out from under a rock somewhere to announce ... -
Fears For More Job Losses In Waterford As 40 Criminals Are Arrested
DRUG and money lending networks in Waterford are gearing themselves up for about 1,000 job losses as 40 major drug ... -
Bank Shuts Down Bridge Access as Waterford City Goes Into Receivership
THOUSANDS of Waterford residents were left homeless this morning after receivers for the Allied Irish Bank group stepped in to ... -
Self Driving Car Will Only Be Available To Google Plus Members
INTERNET giant Google has announced today that its own design for self-driving cars, which will drive people around without a ...
