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Goody Fucking Two Shoes Doesn’t Do Coke
A COUNTY Waterford man who refused to try even a teeny weeny line of cocaine at a friend’s house party has been ... -
“Queue For The Ovaltine Tent Was Shocking” WWN Reviews Metallica At Slane
HAVING rearranged our workstation to allow us to type from the floor where we now lie in an attempt to ... -
Investigation Launched As Sexual Predator Seen Speaking To Children
IRELAND IS ON HIGH ALERT after learning a foreigner with a string of sexual assault accusations against him was said ... -
Direct Provision Centre Hires Nuns To Help With Nothing In Particular
COMPANIES behind some of the country’s largest Direct Provision centres have enlisted the aid of a number of surviving Bon ... -
Ireland Play Denmark For 17th Time This Year
“NO, NOT those long ball fundamentalists again! They’re attacking football atheists,” cried out members of Denmark’s national team after learning ... -
Theresa May Asks Tory Party For Resignation Extension
TODAY was supposed to mark the day Theresa May resigned her position as leader of the Tory Party, thus sparking ... -
Highlights From Today’s D-Day Landings Commemorations
TODAY’S WORLD leaders descended on France to mark the 75th anniversary of the D-day landings in Normandy, in the company ... -
Guinness Plunges 956785 Points On Stock Exchange
POPULAR beverage manufacturers Guinness posted an all-time record loss on the stock exchange yesterday, following leaked images of Donald Trump ... -
“When You Watch Programmes Like Love Island You Realise It Was All Worth It” Says ...
IRISH D-Day veteran Thomas Kinsella joined the Royal Navy in 1941 when he was just 19-years-old. Mr. Kinsella was just ... -
WWN At The Movies: We Review ‘Magdalene 2: Direct Provision’
FOLLOWING ‘Magdalene’ was never going to be easy; the tale of young women separated from their families and forced into ...