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The Truth Behind The Johnson Argument
THIS PAST weekend saw Tory leadership favourite Boris Johnson being systematically targeted by the gutter press who will stop at ... -
WWN’s Weekend Sport Recap
ANOTHER WEEKEND, another action-packed 48 hours filled with sporting delight. WWN was there for every kick of a ball, stride ... -
“I’ll War Next Term, Promise”
DEFENDING his cautious approach to the downing of a military surveillance drone over Iranian waters last week, US President Donald Trump ... -
Out Of Season Hedge Cutting Endangering Lives Of Nation’s Drunks
A GROUP has been formed by some of the nation’s leading drinkers, aimed at tackling out-of-season hedge-cutting which is putting ... -
“When’s Straight Pride?” Asks Local Dose
GREETED with the news that across the world, communities are celebrating Gay Pride, one intrepid idiot has launched a campaign ... -
Irish Army Deployed To Narnia
MEMBERS of the Irish Army Rangers have been deployed on a peacekeeping mission to the war-torn land of Narnia, on ... -
Tory Contest Down To Final Two Incompetents
THE Tory leadership is entering its final, deeply disconcerting and depressing stages as party MPs have selected Boris Johnson and ... -
Government Been Looking At Crime Graph Upside Down All This Time
THE Government have finally realised that crime in Ireland is escalating at a rate that is terrifying beyond comprehension, after an ... -
US Military Suffering From Chronic Case Of Blue Balls
MEDICAL professionals are concerned for the US military which is reportedly suffering from a chronic case of blue balls, owing ... -
“If I Apologised For Everything, We’d Be Here All Day”
US President Donald Trump has drawn a line under any apologies that the public may expect him to give, stating ...