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Fishermen Almost As Ungrateful As Farmers, Report Finds
ALTHOUGH the country has long been familiar with what an ungrateful and discontented bunch of moaning bastards farmers are, there has ... -
Protesters With Baby Coffins Planning ‘Fuck All’ For Tuam Grave Site
AN ANTI-ABORTION group who held a demonstration outside the National Maternity Hospital have confirmed they are planning ‘fuck all’ protests ... -
DUP Under Threat Of Being Aborted By Gay Marriage
DESPITE a House of Commons vote putting the legalisation of same-sex marriage and abortion in Northern Ireland a near certainty ... -
Britain Rocks Itself To Sleep Muttering ‘It’s Just A Dream, It’s Just A Dream’
FURTHER exposure to Boris Johnson has left the British public rocking itself to sleep, its chattering jaw working overtime repeating ... -
Larry Murphy At Home Watching Old Larry Murphy Documentaries
REMINISCING on a time when people were actually worried about his whereabouts and current activities, convicted kidnapper, rapist and attempted murderer Larry ... -
Bloodied Phil Hogan Reappointed To EU After Sacrificing Irish Calf In Parliament
GREETED with a huge round of applause from his EU Commission peers, a bloodied Phil Hogan brandished a large kitchen knife in the ... -
Loyalists Make Switch To Carbon Free Bonfires
LOYALISTS in Northern Ireland have pledged to make this year’s Orange Order celebrations a little more green, with the introduction ... -
Everyone’s Insurance Increases By €200 After Man Sneezes
DISMISSIVELY SHRUGGING their shoulders, the Irish insurance industry pointed to a picture of a man from rural Clare sneezing as ... -
Smug Conspiracy Theorist Knew About Jeffrey Epstein For Years
“Ha – I fucking told you all ten years ago,” Jerry Lawrance gloated in an early morning group text to all 345 ... -
Lazy Bastard Insists Back Garden Is “Biodiversity Friendly”
WATERFORD man and renowned layabout Declan Haskey has doubled down on his claim that his overgrown, weed-filled back garden is ...