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‘Sunburnt T’Fuck’ Warning Issued For Wednesday
As the sunny weather approaches Ireland that has long since been proven to be scientifically impossible, Met Éireann has been ... -
Parents Call For Parish Priest To Supervise Leaving Cert Stripper Party
PARENTS of young adults with eyes have called on a local parish priest to supervise a Leaving Cert party which ... -
RTÉ Announce Gay Byrne Hologram To Host New Show
The RTÉ legend is set to follow in the footsteps of Tupac, Michael Jackson and the cast of Star Trek ... -
Iraqi Soldier Seriously Thinking About Ringing In Sick This Week
Hassan al-Hakkan, a 25-year-old private in the Iraqi army, is today toying with the idea of ringing in sick to ... -
Media Respectfully Descends On Schumacher Family With Thousands Of Cameras
The family of Formula One racing legend Michael Schumacher received heartwarming news as the former Ferrari driver is believed to ... -
Duffy’s Circus To Host Banking Inquiry
Despite the commencement of the banking inquiry some way off, the media storm continues apace as dissenting political voices queue ... -
Ballymun Father’s Day Edition Of Guess Who Goes On Sale This Week
HASBRO have announced a special edition of the popular two-player guessing game, Guess who. The game is said to be ... -
Denis O’Brien To Sell Off Counties Leitrim, Roscommon And Louth In Landmark Deal
IRISH billionaire Denis O’Brien has reportedly sold off three republic of Ireland counties which he owned in a landmark deal ... -
Fears Gay Pride Festival May Be Ruined By Straight People Who Can’t Dance For Shit
The annual Dublin Pride Festival is well under way and as always it looks set to be a great celebration of ... -
It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)
WWN will be bringing you a daily round up of all the latest goings on at this year’s World Cup. ...