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Roy Keane To Be Visited By Three Ghosts On Christmas Eve
FORMER Cobh Ramblers midfielder and current Republic Of Ireland assistant manager Roy Keane is to be visited by three ghosts ... -
WWN Event Guide
DUBLIN Adopt a leftover protester drive carries on throughout the weekend. Following the large turnout at last week’s water charges ... -
Sony Hackers Urged To Target Shitty Romantic Comedies Next
AN international appeal has been made by movie goers following hacking group Guardians of Peace’s successful attempt to remove The ... -
Garda Crackdown On Pricks Skipping Queues
GARDA forces throughout the country are gearing up for a huge crackdown on pricks who skip queues. While critics of ... -
Waterford Man Celebrates 48th Menstrual Cycle With Girlfriend
A LOCAL man in his 20s is said to be in fine form today after managing to successfully maintain a ... -
5 Things Your Arse Is Doing Behind Your Back
Ever wondered what your arse gets up to behind your back? Of course you have and as always WWN beats ... -
Panic As Child Makes Last Minute Change To Santa List After Presents Purchased
FATHER-of-two Eamon Tulley found himself caught up in a ferocious panic this morning as his eldest son, 7-year-old James, made ... -
God Considering Turning Humankind Off, Then Turning It Back On Again
FOLLOWING a long and arduous attempt to get humanity to act they way he initially intended, God has admitted that ... -
Banking Inquiry Begins Its Long Journey To Getting To The Bottom Of Nothing
Although the final report isn’t due until November 2015, many experts in the field of dashed hopes have confirmed that ... -
Scientists Confirm Link Between Not Having Kids And Knowing Exactly How To Raise Them
A NEW report published today by a team of leading childcare specialists has confirmed that when it comes to looking ...