Tag: fashion

Investigation Launched To Find Out Where Rest Of Mens’ Trousers Have Gone

FASHION POLICE has launched an official investigation into the disappearance of the final few inches of mens’ trousers, a full two years after members of the public first brought the troubling occurrence to the attention of authorities. Accused of ignoring reports made by the public, the police investigation has been dismissed by many concerned citizens… Read more »

Breaking: Sean Wears Waistcoats Now

FRIENDS of Waterford man Sean Carolan are preparing an intervention after the 37-year-old was spotted doing his shopping, on a weekday, during the day, wearing a waistcoat over a white t-shirt, a dramatic fashion escalation that those closest to him are calling ‘the last fucking straw’. Carolan hit headlines last year after suddenly becoming a… Read more »

BREAKING: The Absolute State Of Róisín’s Outfit Today

OFFICE GOSSIPS have confirmed beyond reasonable doubt the absolute state of Róisín’s outfit, WWN can confirm with further claims being made that she may have gotten dressed in the dark. Garments worn by employees at Hartlin & Lynnhart Associates is rarely the focus of attention among the 50-strong workforce at the company, however, many today… Read more »

Man Held Captive In Topman Skinny Jeans For 3 Years

FRESH negotiations between authorities and a pair of Topman brand jeans belonging to a local Waterford man have been abandoned after the tight jeans yet again refused to allow the man to liberate himself from the confines of his skinny-legged prison. Andy Gorrans (23) was an innocent, fashion conscious student way back in 2015 when… Read more »