Tag: fashion

Man Held Captive In Topman Skinny Jeans For 3 Years

FRESH negotiations between authorities and a pair of Topman brand jeans belonging to a local Waterford man have been abandoned after the tight jeans yet again refused to allow the man to liberate himself from the confines of his skinny-legged prison. Andy Gorrans (23) was an innocent, fashion conscious student way back in 2015 when… Read more »

“I Always Dreamed Of More For My Clothing Line”- Emotional Ben Sherman Speaks Out

ONCE-legendary fashion designer Benjamin Sherman has broken his silence about what he considers to be ‘the tragic failure of his entire career’ in an emotional exclusive interview with WWN, in which he speaks sadly about seeing the clothes he worked so hard on ending up on culchie revellers all around Ireland, covered in garlic cheese… Read more »

Pippa O’Connor’s 5 Best Handbags For Farting In

THE practice of expelling flatulence into your handbag has saved millions of women across the world from certain embarrassment over the years, so why the big taboo? Model, author and style icon Pippa O’Connor is here to explain more, and picks out five perfect handbags to fart in: The Lazy Suzanne First of all, I’m absolutely thrilled to be… Read more »

Man Wearing Skinny Jeans Has Penis Removed

Dublin student and fashion conscious male Brian Farrell took the drastic step of having his penis surgically removed WWN can report. Farrell (21), an avid wearer of skinny jeans took the unexpected step of having the elective surgery in order to make his day-to-day life more manageable. “It’s something I’ve thought long and hard about,”… Read more »