Tag: fashion

Breaking: Sean Wears Waistcoats Now

FRIENDS of Waterford man Sean Carolan are preparing an intervention after the 37-year-old was spotted doing his shopping, on a weekday, during the day, wearing a waistcoat over a white t-shirt, a dramatic fashion escalation that those closest to him are calling ‘the last fucking straw’. Carolan hit headlines last year after suddenly becoming a… Read more »

BREAKING: The Absolute State Of Róisín’s Outfit Today

OFFICE GOSSIPS have confirmed beyond reasonable doubt the absolute state of Róisín’s outfit, WWN can confirm with further claims being made that she may have gotten dressed in the dark. Garments worn by employees at Hartlin & Lynnhart Associates is rarely the focus of attention among the 50-strong workforce at the company, however, many today… Read more »

Man Held Captive In Topman Skinny Jeans For 3 Years

FRESH negotiations between authorities and a pair of Topman brand jeans belonging to a local Waterford man have been abandoned after the tight jeans yet again refused to allow the man to liberate himself from the confines of his skinny-legged prison. Andy Gorrans (23) was an innocent, fashion conscious student way back in 2015 when… Read more »

“I Always Dreamed Of More For My Clothing Line”- Emotional Ben Sherman Speaks Out

ONCE-legendary fashion designer Benjamin Sherman has broken his silence about what he considers to be ‘the tragic failure of his entire career’ in an emotional exclusive interview with WWN, in which he speaks sadly about seeing the clothes he worked so hard on ending up on culchie revellers all around Ireland, covered in garlic cheese… Read more »

Pippa O’Connor’s 5 Best Handbags For Farting In

THE practice of expelling flatulence into your handbag has saved millions of women across the world from certain embarrassment over the years, so why the big taboo? Model, author and style icon Pippa O’Connor is here to explain more, and picks out five perfect handbags to fart in: The Lazy Suzanne First of all, I’m absolutely thrilled to be… Read more »