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Man’s Hoodie Only Another 15 Separate Food Stains Away From Needing Wash
LOCAL man Gavin Goggins otherwise spotless hoodie is perilously close to needing a spin in the washing machine after he ... -
Woman In Dryrobe Under Impression She’s Maintaining Some Sort Of Dignity
THE rise of the dryrobe has gone hand-in-hand with the rise of sea-swimming (previously known as swimming), with many new ... -
Skims Sweatshop Worker Inspired By Kim Kardashian’s ‘Get Off Your Ass & Work’ Advice
ONE worker bringing shapewear solutions SKIMS to consumers via a production line with a stellar track record in employee rights ... -
Pretending You Love Your Friend’s Disaster Of A Haircut, A Guide
YOU WILL never know when a friend, trying to stave off a major meltdown or personal crisis will channel all ... -
Beckhams Criticised For Letting Magazine Exploit Teenage Son Like He Was A Teenage Girl
DAVID AND VICTORIA Beckham have become subject of confected outrage fueled by a knowing media for allowing their 17-year-old son ... -
All The Ways Rihanna Hid Her Baby Bump
RIHANNA IS PREGNANT! Perhaps the world’s worst kept secret but we’re delighted for the Fenty Kween and A$AP Rocky. Before ... -
“Penneys, Hun” Remarks Chilean Desert When Asked Where It Got Clothes
CHILE’S Atacama desert has bashfully downplayed the compliments of other dumping grounds around the world, stating that it didn’t go ... -
Kim Kardashian Stuns In Taliban Designed Dress At Met Gala
CONFOUNDING & ASTOUNDING in equal measure Kim Kardashian shocked the fashion world last night as she went with unknown and ... -
Grown Adult Twins Informed They Don’t Have To Dress Alike, Advised To Leave That Shit ...
REGARDLESS of how their parents dressed them as kids, their own individual opinion on the matter or indeed a pride ... -
“You Were There With Me Through Thick And Thin” The Emotional Letter This Man Wrote ...
ON THE day of non-essential retail reopening across Ireland, allowing people to finally purchase clothing items following a near 6-month ... -
Local Gang Of Youths Sign Sponsorship Deal With North Face
A FEARSOME gang of youths aka ‘just some kids’, known for terrorising the locality by gathering in groups of as ... -
Competition Time: We’re Giving Away First Place In The Queue For Penneys With Free Armour ...
PENNEYS, the bargain hunters’ shopping paradise, will be open to all customers again on the 17th of May and it’s ...
