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May To Install Direct Rule On Northern Ireland Once She Figures Out What That Means

BRITISH PRIME MINISTER Theresa May is set to confirm that after Stormont talks ended in failure, Northern Ireland will be placed under direct rule once May and her cabinet of ministers can figure out what that means. Drafting in the leading Conservative Party experts on Britain, the British government, British history, Northern Ireland and the… Read more »

Cheddar Man May Have Been More Evolved Than Britain First Members, Confirm Archaeologists

FURTHER DNA analysis into the remains of Britain’s oldest known skeleton has revealed that not only did ‘Cheddar Man’ have a much darker skin complexion than previously thought, but he may also have been capable of more complex brain functions than the average member of far-right group ‘Britain First’. Cheddar Man, named after the gorge in… Read more »

BREAKING: Cunt Stirring Shit Again

MEDIA outlets across the UK & Ireland today have confirmed that a massive cunt is back stirring shit again, despite the shit being already stirred into a coagulated paste. Former UKIP leader and current cunt, Nigel Farage, has suggested that Britain should hold a second referendum on EU membership in a bid to silence those who do not want… Read more »

Tories Defeat Themselves In Commons Brexit Vote

BRAVELY FENDING off their sworn enemies, the democracy hating Tories have vanquished their sternest foe, democracy hating Tories, by democratically voting to ensure the final Brexit deal between Britain and the EU must be voted on and approved by parliament. After emerging soberly yesterday morning from a night spent with unopened beer cans in a… Read more »

“We’re Making A Right Fucking Balls Of This”

BRITISH Prime Minister Theresa May has shocked her political peers in a rare outburst this morning, which forced the House of Commons speaker to suspend proceedings for the time being. Flanked by Brexit minister David Davis, Ms. May took to the podium before taking a deep breath and admitting things were not going the UK’s… Read more »