Category: LOCAL NEWS

Local Man Not Sure How He’s Still Alive After Weekend

WATERFORD man Sean Cahill has been hailed as a ‘medical marvel’ after managing to turn up for work this morning following a weekend of drinking and revelry that ‘should have killed him’. Cahill, 32, went on a massive bender after leaving work at 5pm on Friday evening, during which time the Dungarvan native drank enough alcohol… Read more »

BREAKING: Vague News Report On Wedding Altercation

GARDAI armed with batons and pepper spray were forced to intervene when a normal, everyday mass brawl broke out at a wedding in Co Westmeath last week, WWN can vaguely confirm while not insinuating anything other than the facts that are given. More than a dozen gardaí – the standard number of gardaí sent to deal with… Read more »

An Post Launch New Speedy Raven Service

AFTER being impressed by the speed and efficiency of the Westeros raven delivery system as displayed in this week’s episode of Game of Thrones, An Post chiefs have ordered thousands of crows and jackdaws for branches across the country in a move aimed at speeding up delivery times and reducing overtime for postal workers. Although… Read more »

Local Man Not Sure Why He Wandered Into Sklep Polski

FATHER-of-two Niall Kerrigan has openly admitted having no intention of buying anything during his little wander around a local Polish supermarket, adding that he has no real explanation as to why he entered in the first place. Kerrihan, 37, had been killing time in Waterford city centre, while waiting for his wife to pick him… Read more »