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Friends Kick Off Unseasonably Late Stephen’s Day Pints With 10am Cans
MAYBE it’s their advancing years, newfound maturity or changing priority but an aging group of 24-year-olds just can’t muster the ... -
Husband Getting Hours Of Entertainment Out Of Cardboard Box Present Came In
LOCAL WOMAN Susan Haynes is beginning to question why she bothered spending so much money on an expensive gift for ... -
Insane Family To Go For Run Together On Christmas Morning
AMATEUR MENTAL HEALTH clinicians peering out from behind the curtains while tucking into their breakfast Quality Street tin have observed ... -
Calls To Avoid Xmas Eve Pints After All 42 Of Woman’s Exes Currently In Pub
IN A HEARTWARMING display, a network of good Samaritans have alerted local woman Niamh Casey to the fact every single ... -
Could Changing Planning Laws To Benefit Unscrupulous Developers & No One Else Fix The Housing ...
“YES” CONFIRMED Minister for Housing Darragh O’Brien who admitted he looked at the number of planning permissions approved this year, ... -
Disappointed Bono Receives 40th Pair Of Blue-Tinted Wraparound Shades For Xmas
“ANOTHER FUCKING PAIR” U2 singer Bono said, cursing the heavens as he opened his 40th pair of blue-tinted wraparound shades ... -
Neighbour’s WhatsApp Message Suggesting Xmas Drinks Enters 8th Hour Of Zero Replies
USING SOME advanced levels of telepathy never seen before, all 29 households in Pine Grove Estate have somehow collectively agreed ... -
Adult Children Not Consulted On Parents’ Decision To Get Smaller Tree This Year
THREE ADULT SIBLINGS making a routine visit to their family home are threatening violent revolt after parents Sean and Roisin ... -
Ireland Place Inflatable War Ships In Waters To Ward Off Russian Submarines
AFTER SIGHTINGS once again of a Russian submarine in waters off Cork and the embarrassment that results from asking the ... -
Parent More Attached To Child’s Old Toys Than Child
OPTING to keep a large see through plastic box packed full of old toys for another year rather than handing ...