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Evil Bastard Who Wanted Everyone To Have Healthcare Finally Defeated
THE USA is today breathing a sigh of relief, after the presidential campaign of the notorious Bernie Sanders finally came ... -
Johnson Almost Well Enough To Be Made Fun Of Again, Confirm Reports
THE POSITIVE news that PM Boris Johnson is now sitting up in bed, potentially making important steps toward a recovery, ... -
Trump Deploys Thousands Of Televangelists Nationwide To Tackle Covid-19
IN A LAST ditch effort to flatten the Covid-19 curve now devastating the US, President Donald Trump has ordered over ... -
Nation Could Get Used To This Free Money Thing
THE IRISH nation has collectively gathered its thoughts in rare hive-minded action to conclude that everyone could get really used ... -
Fears Grow For Johnson After Condition Described As ‘Strong & Stable’
FRESH concerns have been raised over the health of British Prime Minister Boris Johnson after Dominic Raab held a press ... -
Dislikeable Party Elect Dislikeable Leader
IGNORING a national yearning for political change as evidenced by the recent general election results, one dislikeable Irish political party ... -
Micheál Martin Sneaks Into Empty Dáil & Pretends To Be Taoiseach For A While
“NOT long now ’til the real deal,” giggled Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin, during his early morning sneak into the ... -
Large Shipment Of Brain Cells To Be Sent To Washington D.C
IN TIMES of crisis, everyday Americans living through the spread of Covid-19 are learning who their friends are. As New ... -
Covid-19 Appointed Housing Minister After Freezing Rents, Evictions & Securing Beds For Homeless
THE FINE GAEL caretaker government has been praised for fast-tracking the Covid-19 pandemic into the position of Minister for Housing, ... -
Tearful Trump Reassures Nation Wealthiest Businesses Will Be Bailed Out
“THEY tried to make me waste all the money on people, healthcare workers and medical supplies, but I fought for ...