Category: HEALTH

The HSE Celebrates 1 Millionth Neglected Patient

ALTHOUGH the HSE was only established in 2005 it has today proudly announced it has neglected its 1 millionth patient, much to the chagrin of every overworked front line staff member. It has come as a shock to the people of Ireland that it has taken so long for the HSE to reach such a… Read more »

Ebola: How It Will Kill You, And When

With the fearsome Ebola virus spreading terror across the globe for the first time in ages, WWN has been given the grim task of letting people know you have literally days to make amends with your God before you and everyone you know die while roaring for mercy. The recent resurgence of Ebola, a highly… Read more »