RAISING a hand drawn certificate with the words ‘Coronvilus Espert!’ on it above his shoulders in dignified celebration, one staggeringly unqualified man has confirmed, via every comment section below articles on Coronavirus, that he is the preeminent expert on the virus. “It’s all bullshit,” Darren Frehily (44) wrote in a peer reviewed research paper which… Read more »
A FURIOUS Mary Lou McDonald has been talked down by her fellow party members from giving her children 24 hours to leave the country, as the Sinn Féin president contends with how to capitalise on her party’s surge while facing 2 weeks in a Coronavirus quarantine. Sinn Féin had been landing killer blow after killer… Read more »
THE SIGHT of men the world over, who normally think nothing of going a decade or so without washing their hands, resorting to germ eradicating practice after using the toilet is said to be more horrifying, sobering and panic-inducing than any number of videos of people collapsing to their deaths in the streets of China…. Read more »
ARE YOU ONE of those unfathomably stupid idiots who’s making sure to only listen to trusted experts and health officials? Are you only consulting government health department advice, instead of drowning in a deluge of rumour, exaggeration and falsehoods? Well then, you’re just the sort of mentally deficient cabbage that could do with upping your… Read more »
CHECK your social media feed. Check your WhatsApp groups. Check with the lad you work with who saw a video somewhere. It’s inescapable. The Coronavirus has ravaged its way across the globe from China to Carlow, with thousands infected every second and yet the media still refuse to report on it. Just what is it… Read more »
IT WAS WITH a heavy heart all staunch Irish Republicans, who will stop at nothing until the island of Ireland is a nation once again, announced this morning that on second thoughts, maybe a United Ireland isn’t such a great idea after all. Unconvincingly insisting it was pure coincidence that such a sudden and drastic… Read more »
US HEALTH officials grappling with containing the spread of the Coronavirus have issued a number of emergency alerts to citizens in an effort to keep the public up to date and informed on the troubling disease. Chief among the alerts was an appeal for all those experiencing symptoms associated with Coronavirus such as fever, coughing… Read more »
THE CORONAVIRUS was just a scary story, an old wives tale, an abstract concept that had no real world impact, no tragedy behind the dire warnings from the World Health Organisation. At least that was the case until today, when unimaginable real and true loss was suffered. Cupping a hot mug in which her tea… Read more »
AS Covid-19 makes its way to Italy, forcing the shutdown of towns across the country, the World Health Organisation has confirmed that in China the virus remains the worst thing to happen to the Chinese people since the Chinese government. “It is as fast acting and as devastating a threat to life as Xi Jinping… Read more »
THE World Health Organisation has garnered the attention of every man, woman and child who had up to this point ignored the Coronavirus outbreak; simply by referring to it by a new name, Covid-19. Citizens who had dismissed the Coronavirus as ‘just another scare-tactic sickness dreamed up to sell face masks’ are now living in… Read more »