Category: BREAKING NEWS


“Some Bunch Of Scumbags On This FÁS Course I’m Being Made Do” Claims Waterford Lad

TRAINING and Employment Authority Solas (previously FÁS), came under fire today from new recruit Jamie Lonergan, who claims the majority of students attending the Waterford centre are complete and utter “scumbags”. Mr. Lonergan made the remarks outside his local corner shop on Hennessy’s road earlier this evening. “Half da fella’s in there are fucking knackers.”… Read more »

Back Alley Plastic Surgeons Now Offering ‘Blur Face’ Procedure For Criminals

ROGUE medical students in Dublin trying to support themselves through university are now offering back alley procedures to career criminals wishing to hide their identities, it has been revealed today. Face blurring, a technique first developed in Mexico, involves removing 90% of the patient’s facial features and can cost up to €10,000 per operation. Since… Read more »