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Man’s Hilarious Zoom Background Offers Moment Of Relief During Meeting About Impending Layoffs
THE world may be experiencing the worst pandemic in living memory while gearing up to weather an economic crash that ... -
“Ah Sure It’s Only Direct Provision” Shrugs Nation
“Ah sure, it’s only Direct Provision” the Irish public selfishly confirmed as it learned that Covid-19 cases in Direct Provision ... -
Normal People: Here’s Everything That Changed From The Book
AS its critical and commercial success continues, audiences across the world continue to be delighted with the TV adaptation of ... -
Boris Johnson’s Very Clear Plans For Easing Lockdown
A STIRRING address befitting of his idol Winston Churchill, the UK public are feting PM Boris Johnson after he relayed ... -
Trump Requests ‘Exact Number’ Of Alive Americans He Needs For Re-Election
MATHEMATICIANS working for the Republican party have been given 24 hours to come up with a formula that will ensure ... -
John Doesn’t Live Here Anymore, There Is Only ‘The Snack Monster’
ACCORDING to the pile of letters amassing in the hallway of the modest nondescript apartment, this abode was once home ... -
Sisters Of Charity Acting Like We Should Be Grateful
DESPITE overseeing for-profit illegal adoptions which ripped children away from their mothers who they placed in indentured servitude, religious order ... -
UK Continues To Be Much-Needed Source Of Worse News Than Your Country
PLAUDITS are continuing to pour into the UK from nations around the world, with governments thanking Boris and the Tories ... -
Greyhound Defies Skinny-Shaming Critics In Brave Photoshoot
“I’m just naturally skinny,” said local greyhound, Skipper, as camera bulbs flashed all around her. “I like to exercise, and ... -
Teacher Can’t Wait To Use ‘Calculated Grades’ To Fuck Over Prick Student He Hates
THE FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT that students of this year’s Leaving Cert will receive ‘calculated grades’ or sit exams at a later ...