CONOR MCGREGOR has sought to clarify events around a photo of him with Russia leader Vladimir Putin which has resurfaced in the wake of the latter’s invasion of Ukraine. Humble, and not one to praise himself, the brave Dubliner revealed there was more than meet’s the eye when it came to cheerful and happy photo… Read more »
VLADIMIR PUTIN has labeled efforts to personally sanction him, his close allies and oligarchs as ‘cancel culture gone mad’ in a statement that is sure to be endorsed by middle aged men everywhere. “Can’t illegally invade anywhere and commit war crimes without people on Twitter and the international community trying to ruin your life, snakes… Read more »
FOLLOWING a raft of sanctions by EU, America, Canada and other nations on Russia’s regime, Vladimir Putin is set to personally feel the pinch as his own overseas wealth is targeted. “Aside from any assets like boats and houses abroad we can link to Putin, other assets have been frozen in effort to prove his… Read more »
WATERFORD man Marcus Cantwell remains confident that the conflict in Ukraine should be over and done with in a matter of days when Russian president Vladimir Putin realises the error of his ways ‘as any sane man would do’. Although Cantwell erroneously maintained that Putin wouldn’t dare invade Ukraine in the weeks leading up to… Read more »
WITH the imminent threat Russian escalation in its war on Ukraine, WWN answers all the most asked questions in a bid to reduce all your worries and fears. Can I Still Drink Smirnoff Vodka Without Being Lambasted? Yes, for the moment. Smirnoff is owned by Diageo which was taken over by a Chinese company in… Read more »
AFTER his star turn in an interview with RTÉ’s David McCullagh, Yuri Filatov has been on the receiving end of Ireland’s notorious friendliness, hospitality and generosity. “I’m heading out that way meself anyway so I’ll drive you, no I insist you monumental prick,” one person outside the Russian embassy offered, bringing a tear to the… Read more »
AS IRELAND embraced the lifting of mask requirements today while largely ignoring pleas from immunocompromised people to keep wearing them, foreign policy experts have advised the public to ‘make the most of it’. “We hate to be killjoys, but there has been talk of a gas mask requirement which is really completely out of our… Read more »
A MONUMENTAL idiot with a desiccated turd for a brain has declared that he would have prevented Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine. The pea-brained room-temperature-IQ-wielding-wart said this with words from his own mouth despite the fact that he was impeached for threatening to withhold vital military aid to Ukraine until its president agreed to launch… Read more »
MISTAKENLY thinking you could breathe a deep sigh of relief as you said a hopeful farewell to two years of living through a pandemic, 2022 is no longer looking like the quiet, inconsequential year you thought it would be. “Oh fuck not another news app notification,” you said, barely able to gather the courage required… Read more »
SANCTIONS that would condemn other countries to a lifetime of economic catastrophe are reportedly being shrugged off by Vladimir Putin, who remains safe in the knowledge that the world’s dependency on fossil fuels will see Russia’s economy thrive for decades to come. “Oh dear, they’re suspending the Nord Stream 2 gas pipeline, I guess we’d… Read more »