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Ukraine Invades Russia In Unprecedented Move
SENIOR Russian military aides issued a collective ‘holy shit’ this morning, after several thousand Ukrainian ground troops suddenly charged over ... -
“From Me To Me” Says Putin Opening Valentine’s Gift Of Sovereign Ukrainian Territory
RUSSIAN topless man on horse clearly in the throes of a midlife crisis Vladimir Putin has expressed surprise at Vladimir ... -
US Intelligence Indicates Russia Assembling Power Rangers Robot At Ukraine Border
THERE’S further unease and tension growing at the Ukranian border as exclusive US intelligence leaked to WWN suggests Russia is ... -
“Why Am I Always Being Blamed?”
“SURE, I’m a confident guy and I have my good days with many smiles, but I can’t be Glad-imir Putin ... -
I Says To Him “Yury, Ye Better Not Get In Our Way Now Or There’ll ...
WITH NEWS of an agreement between Irish fishermen and the Russian government over controversial naval exercises off the southwest coast ... -
World Asked How Much Do They Like Ukraine, Really
‘UKRAINE – could you find it on a map?’, ‘did you ever holiday in Ukraine, do you have fond childhood ... -
Biden Going To Need Extra Strong Fisherman’s Friends To Navigate Russian Conflict
US President Joe Biden has boxed off an hour this afternoon to sit down by himself in the Oval Office ... -
“Don’t Worry, We’re Only Practicing To Bomb Shannon Airport In The Event Of A War”
RUSSIA’S Ambassador to Ireland Yury Filatov has played down concerns over their military exercises off the coast of Ireland, stating ... -
“Putin Is Some Man All The Same” Insists Local Dad
DESPITE amassing 100,000 Russian troops on the border of Ukraine and continuing his passion project of debstabilising the West and ... -
Biden & Putin Argue Over Whose Country Has Worst Reputation
THE much anticipated summit in Geneva saw the two leaders weigh up who has done the most pernicious meddling in ...









