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It’s The ADWWNWCRU (Almost Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

England will win the World Cup after slaying the mighty Panama 6-1 and there’s no way they can cock this up, the English media have confirmed. Despite the poor opposition England nevertheless impressed in the thrashing, however, Harry Kane is being investigated after his third goal revealed the striker seems to be wearing football magnets… Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

DESPITE what Maroon 5 say, everything little thing will not be alright. War, famine, violence, inequality and poverty engulfs the world. There is only suffering. Anyway, get yourself down to your local Hyundai dealer where the prices for the i20 start at just €15,000. Denmark and Australia finished even stevens, with Australia saved by a… Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

Portugal defender Pepe is hopeful of someday learning to walk again after a horrific injury suffered in the match against Morocco. “It was like the force of 1,000 atomic bombs had visited my shoulder but I vow to walk again,” Pepe said of the shocking attack. Ronaldo scored the decisive header in the game but… Read more »

Putin Critic Found Dismembered In Apparent Suicide

A RUSSIAN journalist and vocal critic of Vladimir Putin has reportedly committed suicide by dismembering his own body, Russia Today has confirmed. The 122nd opponent and/or critic of Putin to die in perfectly non-suspicious circumstances in recent years, Andrei Ivanov, was found in several pieces in his Moscow apartment after taking a knife to himself, and ending… Read more »