Tag: russia

Brexit Actually Like Carpet Bombing Own Cities, Johnson Told

IN RESPONSE to Boris Johnson controversially comparing Ukrainians fighting back against the Russia invasion of their country to Britain voting to leave the EU, people with working brains and rudimentary understanding of the world have been quick to help the British PM understand that the comparison doesn’t quite fit. “Brexit would be more like if… Read more »

China Asked Not To Do A Mussolini

CHINA is being asked to take bolstering a madman with ‘one true race’ ideation off the menu and refrain from doing ‘a complete Mussolini’, WWN has confirmed. “That guy next door may seem fun and cute and that you have lots in common, but it’ll all end in tears,” leading historians and overbearing mothers insisted,… Read more »