FOLLOWING condemnation from international leaders over Russia’s apparent poisoning of Putin critic Alexei Navalny with novichok, political experts fully expect US president Donald Trump to endorse the nerve agent as a Covid-19 cure for US citizens by the end of the day. “Chancellor Merkel said ‘this is a despicable and cowardly act – once again…. Read more »
BLATANT Russiaphobia was on display yet again today in the biased Western media which unfairly began linking Vladimir Putin to the alleged poisoning of noted Putin critic Alexei Navalny, who is now in intensive care. Navalny, a lawyer known for producing online videos which succinctly explain the rank corruption inherent in Russia’s oligarchy, was traveling… Read more »
RESPONDING to the 100,000 people in Belarus who took part in the country’s largest protest to date in the wake of a ‘contested election’, the EU has bravely told Belarusians ‘you are not alone’ and left it at that. Delivering the message from a Zoom call which placed the Belarusian people’s side of the conversation… Read more »
CALLING a press conference to confirm Russia has ‘successfully developed’ a rushed through Covid-19 vaccine for which he has provided no proof of its supposed effectiveness, leader-for-life Vladimir Putin presented a series of successful vaccine volunteers to Russian state media. Delivering remarkable first-person testimonies of the miracle vaccine while lying in stiff horizontal positions, the… Read more »
AS IT WAS confirmed today that German chancellor Angela Merkel’s emails were hacked by Russian military intelligence (GRU), Russian authorities have come clean about the operation and the deadly cost paid by its operatives. “It started out like any of the other 23,456 hacking of governments around the world that we’ve done; it was successful…. Read more »
“FUCKERS just dropped dead” shrugged a spokesperson for the Russian government today, at a press conference outlining how 376 anti-Putin journalists, scholars and critics managed to contract Coronavirus and die within the space of 2 hours. The 376 deaths bring Russia’s total up to 377, with the state having previously recorded just one death out… Read more »
ANNOUNCING his intention to live forever and rule over Russia well into the 25th century, President Vladimir Putin has confirmed that he called a meeting yesterday with Russian PM Dmitri Medvedev and his government to inform them that they had voluntarily resigned. “We can confirm that we resigned willingly as part of a constitutional shake… Read more »
WITH near impeccable timing, Waterford native Ian Conleth and his wife Jean have welcomed their first child into the world right as it begins the final countdown to the war that will end it, WWN can reveal. The as-yet-unnamed baby boy was born this morning at 6.30am weighing 6lb 8oz, just as the early doors… Read more »
IN THE WAKE of the news that the World Anti-Doping Agency (Wada) has banned Russian from competing in a variety of high profile sporting events including the 2022 World Cup and the 2020 Olympics, Vladimir Putin has gone on record to offer his condolences in advance of all the unfortunate accidents that will befall Wada… Read more »
HOPES are fading that any survivors will be found from the wreckage of the airplane carrying rock group Rammstein, which was shot out of the air by Ukrainian separatists as the band flew over Russian and Ukrainian airspace on their ongoing tour. The heavy metal legends were last in the area for a Moscow concert in… Read more »