GERMANY may have solved that whole ‘we’re buying all of our fossil fuels from a maniacal despot’ problem this week, following an ‘energy security’ deal with the honest and upfront United Arab Emirates, WWN can confirm. The move should ease fears that the country, and by extent the whole of Europe, had become too reliant… Read more »
IN HIS FIRST live address to the Russian public since February, Vladimir Putin announced the mobilisation of Russian reservists to provide cannon fodder on the front lines of the illegal invasion and occupation of Ukraine. “Wow, crazy busy six months sorry I’m only getting round to talking with you now. Where was I… oh yeah… Read more »
SKY Sports pundit and former Republic of Ireland midfielder Roy Keane has expressed his disgust at the way the Russian forces in the Kharkiv region of Ukraine were ‘taken apart’ at the weekend, stating that Putin’s troops were completely caught napping and deserve the losses they’re currently suffering at the hands of Ukrainian troops sweeping… Read more »
SENDING your army into a sovereign nation isn’t something one does without first considering how this is going to look to the rest of the world. As such, it’s highly unlikely that Vladimir Putin ordered his troops to invade Ukraine without at least taking a look at how it’s done by the United States, AKA… Read more »
THE WORLD is in mourning after the passing of legendary Pizza hut commercial actor Mikhail Gorbachev, who has died at the age of 91. A magnetic screen presence, Gorbachev was launched into international stardom after starring in advert for the pizza chain, after spending decades being passed over for major roles. “I was this close… Read more »
HOPE that western nations could find a unified position on the latest atrocity committed by Vladimir Putin in Ukraine have run into trouble as the Russian leader claimed a bombed shopping centre in the Ukrainian city of Kremenchuk was in fact a medical clinic which provided abortions. “It wasn’t a shopping centre and if it… Read more »
IRELAND hasn’t ruled out the notion of committing our army to an all-Europe defence force in the next few years, but in the meantime it has ordered a squadron of some of the nation’s most cantankerous old publicans to see if they can repel war-crime committing Russian forces from Ukraine. As the barmen are technically… Read more »
‘VKUSNO i Tochka’ doesn’t trip off the tongue as easily as ‘McDonalds’, but Russians are going to have to get used to the name change following the revamp of the world-famous chain, which pulled out of Russia in protest against the war in Ukraine. We got to sample the fare at Vkusno i Tochka (translation:… Read more »
A MASTER in the art of watching the volcanic heat tail off to a nice manageable simmer, WWN is delighted to announced Russian ambassador Yury Filatov is sharing his tips on how to lay low with our readers. Hello, very happy to be inside this website to share guide of wisdom. 1) Did your bosses… Read more »
WITH NATO membership feeling like a formality, Sweden are already reaping the benefits of joining the organisation as home furnishing heroes IKEA have bagged a lucrative defence contract, WWN can reveal. “Teething issues are to be expected we’ve never done flat pack surface to air missiles or an iron dome before,” confirmed head of design… Read more »