WITH NATO membership feeling like a formality, Sweden are already reaping the benefits of joining the organisation as home furnishing heroes IKEA have bagged a lucrative defence contract, WWN can reveal. “Teething issues are to be expected we’ve never done flat pack surface to air missiles or an iron dome before,” confirmed head of design… Read more »
OPPOSITION TDs in the Dáil have labeled the coalition government ‘spineless’ after it cynically voted down yet another motion tabled by rival parties, on this occasion voting against sending a stern message to the Russian embassy by doing a knick-knack. “Cowardice and hypocrisy is what it is,” went the incredulous reaction from Sinn Féin leader… Read more »
RUSSIA MARKED ‘Victory Day’ yesterday, celebrating the Soviet Union’s defeat of Nazi Germany in World War II. At the military parade in Moscow, Vladimir Putin delivered a much anticipated speech, sections of which have been reproduced by WWN below: “Quieten down at the back. I hear you whispering ‘isn’t it beyond ironic that we’re celebrating… Read more »
A DISTURBING news report carried by Russian state TV depicting Ireland being obliterated by a giant wave caused by a nuclear strike has been labeled as ‘regretful sure, but did you see what happens to Britain? Yeoow!’ by local man Ciaran Earley. “Will I miss being alive? Of course. Will I be sad the entirety… Read more »
UKRAINIAN president Volodymyr Zelenskyy has been very quiet about where he got the money for all his new arms, prompting suspicion that US President Joe Biden has pulled a classic grandparent move of tucking a few quid into his back pocket and swearing him to secrecy. “Now did Grampa Joe give you the money for… Read more »
STRUGGLING to carve out the time necessary to deny the high volume of war crimes being committed daily by the Russian military, Vladimir Putin is now block filming denials to Russian media every Sunday evening in a bid to implausibly deny irrefutable evidence in a less time-consuming manner. “There will be no mass graves found… Read more »
IT IS widely known that the Russian government is spreading fake news relating to its invasion of Ukraine, however, it is not that easy to know if you’ve been exposed to their misinformation efforts and been an unwitting party to sharing and furthering their lies. WWN has done the hard fact checking and can share… Read more »
HOPES that Vladimir Putin may be preparing to withdraw his troops from Ukraine and end months of slaughter in the country were dashed today, after a Kremlin source leaked that the dictator’s last Google search was for ‘5 things we hope Putin doesn’t do next’. “There is a fear that he was just looking up… Read more »
THE home of Santa Claus has announced that it will officially seek membership of NATO as early as the summer, in a move that has been brought forward by the very ‘naughty list’ activities of its neighbours Russia in recent months. Lapland joins Finland and Sweden as applicants for membership in the US-lead coalition, in… Read more »
PAINSTAKINGLY restored by local volunteers in Howth over the course of a lockdown hit few years, the ‘Eire 6’ sign will now not just function as a reminder of past conflicts and Irish neutrality but an important visual signal to Russian air force pilots, experts have confirmed. “Despite recent ructions with the Russian ambassador, we… Read more »