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Fine Gael TDs To Draw Straws To See Who Has To Vote On Abortion
“LOOK, you can’t all abstain,” stressed Leo Varadkar at a meeting with his fellow Fine Gael TDs earlier today, in ... -
TDs Looking Forward To Well Earned Month Off For Christmas
THE halls of Leinster House are today ringing with festive cheers ahead of the Christmas break, and the 158 members ... -
Ireland Set To Open First Industrial Abortion Factory In Coming Days
AS A direct result of the Oireachtas Committee on the 8th Amendment’s decision to recommend a referendum be held on ... -
Facebook Announce Intention To Evade Tax Some Other Way
WITH Facebook’s decision to no longer use Ireland as its revenue and tax hub, the tech giant is believed to ... -
American Voters Surprise World By Not Voting For Alleged Paedophile
KEEN FOLLOWERS of American politics have expressed their utter disbelief at the news that American citizens voting in the Alabama ... -
“You’re Fired!” Trump Tells Wildfire Victims
DESPITE pleas from a number of White House advisors, US president Donald Trump has brought his famous catchphrase from The ... -
Revealed: The Price Paid For This Doorway Sleeping Spot
DESPITE the news that a penthouse Dublin apartment has been sold for a whopping €6.5million, there’s another property in Ireland that has ... -
Ireland’s Final Dole Cheat To Be Publicly Executed Later Today
NOTORIOUS welfare swindler David Merris is to be put to death later today, marking an end of Ireland’s ruthlessly efficient and 100% ... -
Border Agreement Reached After Queen Agrees To Tea With DUP
BREXIT negotiations can now progress to the next phase after Theresa May conceded to Arlene Foster and the DUP by ... -
American Soldiers In Shannon Surprised To Learn Of Ireland’s Neutrality
US SOLDIERS waiting in Shannon Airport before they board a military plane stocked with an extensive array of weapons destined ...