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What Red Herring Will You Be Using In Your Referendum Arguments?
HAVE you no intention of conducting yourself and your discourse in relation to the upcoming abortion referendum in a truthful ... -
Was Maniac 2000 A Secret IRA Anthem All This Time? Yes, It Was
FOLLOWING a lengthy discussion with some people we met in the pub on Saturday night, WWN can exclusively confirm that ... -
Banks Urge Renters To Take Out Mortgages To Afford Rent
INDIVIDUALS looking to enter the rental market and subsequently flail about in it helplessly have been urged by banks to ... -
“How Many Suicides Will It Take?” Government Asked Out Of Curiosity
THE IRISH public has politely asked the government, out of a general curiosity, how bad suicide rates in Ireland have ... -
“Phew, I Thought This Was About The War Crimes” Says Relieved Netanyahu
ISRAELI Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is said to be ‘breathing a massive sigh of relief’ after realising that he was being ... -
World To Give Up Trump For Lent
A SPOKESPERSON for planet Earth has announced that for Lent this year, the world will be giving up talking about, ... -
Dalai Lama, Bill Clinton, Bono, Iron Man, Kanye West, Crocodile Dundee, Kim Jong-Un, Corpse Of ...
BOTH the UK and Ireland have pulled out all the stops in a last-ditch attempt to get the Northern Ireland Executive back ... -
Healy-Raes Merge To Form One Super-TD
LEINSTER House has been put on high alert following reports that a huge amount of boiling, uncontrollable Kerry temper has ... -
Nigel Farage Undergoes Decontamination After Ireland Visit
NIGEL Farage, former UKIP leader and current CEO of Nigel Farage Inc., is entering stage 5 of a 5 stage decontamination ... -
“What If Jesus Had Been Aborted?”
In his latest column, Bishop Cornelius Byle, WWN’s resident priest and conscience expert, poses the question which is absolutely central ...