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Progress As Man Punched Instead Of Being Shot In Face By Loyalist For Playing Wolfe ...
THERE was a new feeling of hope this week in Northern Ireland after a man sitting in his car, presumed ... -
Boris Johnson Heads To Stormont With Bag Of Magic Beans
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has wearily booked an EasyJet to Belfast for the weekend, in a bid to calm ... -
Loyalists To Protest DUP & Tories Fucking Them Over, But In Dublin For Some Reason
LOYALISTS who were led up the garden path by the DUP and the Tories over a ‘hassle free Brexit’ only ... -
Ulster Says ‘What The Fuck?’
THE DUP’s staunch, long-running ‘Ulster Says No’ stance on everything is currently undergoing a bit of a rethink, following one ... -
Edwin Poots Has Nightmare About Being Eaten Alive By Fadas Again
FOR the 1,200th night in succession newly installed DUP leader Edwin Poots has had a nightmare about being eaten alive ... -
Poots’ Visit To Ireland Included Trip To 5,999 Year Old Cliffs Of Moher
NEW DUP leader Edwin Poots has described North-South border relations as ‘never being as bad’ during a trip to the ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Edwin Poots
DESPITE at first appearing a near impossible task, the DUP has successfully found someone worse than Arlene Foster to take ... -
Johnson Unreservedly Apologises For Whatever Those Micks Are Banging On About
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson, described by insiders as being ‘way too busy for this shit’, has issued an apology ... -
Freestaters Implore Nordies To Let It Go, Fuck Sake Like
A GROWING number of people ‘south of the border’ in Ireland have expressed their desire for ‘that whole Northern Ireland ... -
British Government To Rename Murders Carried Out By Soldiers As ‘Whoopsy Daisies’
AHEAD of a rumoured decision to prevent future prosecutions of British soldiers by introducing a statute of limitations, the British ...