Tag: northern Ireland

Ulster Says ‘What The Fuck?’

THE DUP’s staunch, long-running ‘Ulster Says No’ stance on everything is currently undergoing a bit of a rethink, following one of the most turbulent months in the party’s storied history. “‘Ulster says yes to things but then says no when we really find out what they were’ doesn’t really have much of as ring to… Read more »

Everything You Need To Know About Edwin Poots

DESPITE at first appearing a near impossible task, the DUP has successfully found someone worse than Arlene Foster to take the position of leader of the party. Here’s everything you need to know about Edwin Poots: Believes the Earth is 6,000 years old, while many believe he has the brain function of someone born yesterday…. Read more »