Tag: northern Ireland

Aw This Cute Old Man Shot Dead Someone With Learning Difficulties In The Back And Now Assholes Want Justice

TALK ABOUT unfair! Internet users hearts were melted by this adorable and infirm old man when British MPs came to his aide after he was needlessly forced to stand trial by ‘the haterz’ who claim he is credibly accused of murdering an unharmed man with learning difficulties during his time serving in Northern Ireland. Something… Read more »

DUP Long For Simpler Times Of Fighting Homosexual Cakes

A STRESSED out DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson and his party fossils are said to be longing for the simpler times before the introduction of the immovable presence of the Northern Ireland protocol, when the hardest problem to solve was eradicating gay cakes. “It’s much easier pretending gay cakes are the biggest threat to humanity than… Read more »

Ulster Says ‘What The Fuck?’

THE DUP’s staunch, long-running ‘Ulster Says No’ stance on everything is currently undergoing a bit of a rethink, following one of the most turbulent months in the party’s storied history. “‘Ulster says yes to things but then says no when we really find out what they were’ doesn’t really have much of as ring to… Read more »

Everything You Need To Know About Edwin Poots

DESPITE at first appearing a near impossible task, the DUP has successfully found someone worse than Arlene Foster to take the position of leader of the party. Here’s everything you need to know about Edwin Poots: Believes the Earth is 6,000 years old, while many believe he has the brain function of someone born yesterday…. Read more »