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Even North Korean State Media Thinks This Is A Bit Much

NORTH KOREA’S STATE NEWS AGENCY has admitted that from afar, it does look a little like Britain has lost its collective mind as Britain’s media outlets lead a mawkish grieve-fest North Korea would even feel was a little ‘OTT’. Mandatory crying and nationwide cancellation of joy was just the beginning on BBC coverage which made… Read more »

‘Saw It On Someone’s Insta Story’ Now A Valid Source For 100% Factual News

ALL accepted measurements for the veracity of news, reporting and facts have been jettisoned for the wholesale embracing of ‘saw it on someone’s Insta story’, with huge implications for reality WWN understands. “Be it idle local gossip, unverified tales of friend-of-a-friend met Daniel O’Donnell and says he’s a prick or anything related to major political… Read more »

Charles To Forego Lavish Coronation Ceremony, Insists Money For Event Donated To Poor

WHILE his coronation may be several months away, Palace sources have already confirmed Britain’s new monarch has insisted a lavish, expensive and large-scale event can’t possibly be entertained at a time of great suffering in his country. “Just think how it will look; millions upon millions spent on a coronation, costly military processions, air force… Read more »