ROCKSTAR GAMES have confirmed that leaked gameplay footage for Grand Theft Auto 6 is in fact genuine and will be less unhinged and deranged than America in its current state. Once famed for its satirical slant on contemporary American life Rockstar have apologised to GTA fans disappointed by the initial leaks depicting Miami stand-in Vice… Read more »
WATERFORD couple Angela and Damien Quinn have recently celebrated their 18th year of marriage, thanks to a combination of mutual dependence, laziness, and not wanting to disappoint their still-living parents, WWN can confirm. “Every morning I wake up and look in her eyes and see just a stack of papers in a solicitor’s office, thicker… Read more »
WITH less than 100 days to go to Christmas, Waterford dad-of-three Kenneth Albright has embarked on his usual quest to lose 14lbs of weight before December 20th, so that he can ‘enjoy himself over Christmas’ while putting every ounce back on. Albright, who never diets in the new year as he considers it ‘a bit… Read more »
WITH the funeral of Queen Elizabeth over, the people of Britain are mere hours away from being legally permitted to smile again. Smiling has, in the days since the monarch’s passing, been punishable with a prison sentence but now that the country’s lower classes have reached their ‘tears quota’ they will be permitted to smile… Read more »
A NUMBER of rumours and accusations have swirled online about possible direct role Meghan Markle played in the untimely and sudden passing of Britain’s 96-year-old Queen Elizabeth II. WWN is dedicated to informing readers through unbiased reporting and as always this publication has worked tireless to separate rumour from fact. Consulting thousands of articles the… Read more »
IN A nightmare scenario, the only one which was not foreseen as part of the extensive ‘London Bridge’ plans which covers the Queen’s death and funeral, a number of the royal’s corgi have dug up her burial plot moments after the departed monarch was placed in the ground. “Sadly some royal guards had to shoot… Read more »
SEQUESTERING funding earmarked for the proposed Dublin MetroLink to the airport, the Department of Transport has decided to streamline the process by digging a MetroLink directly to Australia. “With 7 in 10 young people contemplating emigration because…well, have you looked around this place lately? This fact coupled with the impending recession we thought the OzTunnel… Read more »
HAVING BEEN subjected to significant criticism for the €150 cost of a training top, launched with the aim of raising funds to pay for a getaway for Limerick’s hurlers, the All-Ireland 3-in-a-rowers have run into an amazing piece of luck, WWN Sports can report. Initially dropping the price of the €150 top to the much… Read more »
WITH a new forward written by God, the Vatican is hoping the Catholic Church’s Covid-hit revenues can bounce back with the introduction of ‘The Bible, Now With Even Newer Testaments’ to book shop shelves. “It’s rare enough to get God to a write a forward to a book so we’re very grateful, even if his… Read more »
THE ability to ruin a night out by bringing your party to the shadiest bar in town is not a skill people tend to hone over time, but it’s the only way to explain how Dublin man Kenneth Longwater manages to do it every single weekend according to his friends. “At this stage, it can’t… Read more »