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Murphy And Harris Point At Each Other And Shout “Housepital” At Same Time

MINISTER For Health Simon Harris and Minister For Housing Eoghan Murphy are said to be skipping around Leinster House in jubilation today, after seemingly cracking both of their troublesome, scandal-ridden briefs with one simple brainwave. Murphy, facing down the barrel of a vote of no confidence due to the ever-escalating housing crisis, assembled his fellow… Read more »

Greta Thunberg Sinks Five Oil Tankers & Hijacks Two Merchant Ships Loaded With Plastic During Journey Across The Atlantic

Acting with truly inspiring cruelty and vengeance despite her young age, Greta Thunberg has already downed five tankers and hijacked several merchant ships with plastic-laden containers during her journey across the Atlantic. The young activist, who is due in Madrid today to attend the Climate Summit held from the 2nd-13th of December, has given orders… Read more »

Buckingham Palace Closed Due To Floods Of Sweat

THE ROYAL residence has been damaged in a flash flood caused by the sudden and violent expulsion of unprecedented volumes of sweat which burst forth from the pores of Prince Andrew after he learned of an upcoming exclusive BBC interview with his accuser Virginia Giuffre. “Oh, goodness, I’m cured, what a relief” shared the prince,… Read more »

Joe.ie Apologises For ‘Click Farm’ Controversy With HILARIOUS Bobble Head Video

IN AN earnest attempt to acknowledge that falsely inflating listenership figures of sponsored content via ‘click farms’ is wrong, the qualified banter engineers over at Joe.ie have produced a HILARIOUS bobble head video set to copyrighted music and copyrighted video footage to convey how seriously they are treating the matter. ‘Click farm’ is the term… Read more »