PROPAGANDISTS in the US state media agencies are refuting reports in the international media that their glorious leader, The Orange One, has been declared brain dead. The second leader subjected to such rumours in recent days after Kim Jong Un was reported to have died on the operating table, US media outlets slavishly loyal to… Read more »
THE extraction of an iPhone X from deep within the rectum of a Waterford teenager who had been using it to film himself purposefully coughing on passers-by has been hailed as a ‘miracle’ by the nation, who simply cannot believe that anyone would go to the trouble of trying to remove it. Derek Lears, 17,… Read more »
THE National Union of Journalists in conjunction with the Associated Press have today announced a global suspension of all news and media that does not refer to the Covid-19 virus with immediate effect in a bid to protect other news from contamination, WWN can confirm. News stories ranging from natural disasters to cute fluff pieces… Read more »
CHECK your social media feed. Check your WhatsApp groups. Check with the lad you work with who saw a video somewhere. It’s inescapable. The Coronavirus has ravaged its way across the globe from China to Carlow, with thousands infected every second and yet the media still refuse to report on it. Just what is it… Read more »
AFTER a far-right terrorist killed 11 people in a xenophobically motivated attack in Germany received none of the wall to wall coverage usually given to a Muslim who sneezes in an aggressive manner, far-right terrorists everywhere have demanded equal treatment from the world’s media. “Half of you fuckers didn’t even put out a push notification… Read more »
DOING her part to make sure she sends an unequivocal message to barrel scraping tabloid publications that she can no longer stand idly by and let their warped and brutal treatment of people in the public eye continue, one Waterford woman continues to repeatedly click on their articles. So incensed by the long list of… Read more »
THE GREAT British public are luxuriating in the afterglow of yet another day of being safely out of the clutches of the evil EU, with today’s Great Brexit Empire Triumph™ coming in the form of Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s aides banning journalists, who write things in papers and on websites he doesn’t like, from an… Read more »
DON’T believe the hype and media frenzy about Coronavirus? Well time to wise up pal, because according to the tabloids and clickbait ‘news’ sites online, the Coronavirus has already got you and is having the mother of all orgies in your immune system. Need to better educate yourself in paralysing fear, enabled by ludicrously irresponsible… Read more »
A MIXED race couple who have been living off of state benefits for a number of years have decided to emigrate from the UK to America in a bid to secure a better quality of life for their son, Archie, WWN has learned. Citing ongoing racism and a classist society that has left the family… Read more »
IN AN earnest attempt to acknowledge that falsely inflating listenership figures of sponsored content via ‘click farms’ is wrong, the qualified banter engineers over at Joe.ie have produced a HILARIOUS bobble head video set to copyrighted music and copyrighted video footage to convey how seriously they are treating the matter. ‘Click farm’ is the term… Read more »