Tag: media

Ed Sheeran Marriage Annulled By Media

TABLOID journalists have applied for the annulment of the marriage of pop superstar Ed Sheeran to his childhood sweetheart, claiming that the union contravenes the time-honoured celebrity-media matrimonial agreement. Sheeran, ungrateful after everything the mainstream media has done for him, snuck off to marry Cherry Seaborn in what has been described as an intimate ceremony in… Read more »

WWN Guide To Being Really, Really Sorry

WELL, you’ve gone and done it now. From highly-publicised allegations of sexual impropriety to near-fatal drink-driving crashes, celebrities and well-known people need to be ready to drop a heartfelt apology as quickly as possible, to let the public know that they really, really just want everyone to forget about whatever horrible shit they’ve just done…. Read more »

Is It Pronounced ‘Data’ Or ‘Data’?

AS A growing number of people become more and more concerned about, and aware of how tech companies, online publishers, news organisations and websites use their personal data, there has never been a more important time to decide whether it is pronounced ‘data’ or ‘data’. While some members of the public, concerned with how Facebook… Read more »

Trump Executes 12 Journalists In Show Of Force

THE lifeless corpses of 12 White House press correspondents were flung from the boot of a blacked out SUV at the break of dawn just metres away from the Washington Mall, and represent a clear statement of intent from the Trump administration WWN can report. The bodies a reminder, as if one was needed, of… Read more »