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“ADELE SKINNY NOW!” Media Calmly Screams From Megaphone
CAREFUL not to giveaway any hints that they were losing they’re fucking minds over a 32-year-old women’s appearance, the media ... -
US State Media Claim Trump Alive & Well Despite Evidence Leader Brain Dead For Some ...
PROPAGANDISTS in the US state media agencies are refuting reports in the international media that their glorious leader, The Orange ... -
‘Coughing Prank’ Teenager Has iPhone Surgically Removed From His Hole
THE extraction of an iPhone X from deep within the rectum of a Waterford teenager who had been using it ... -
All Other News Suspended Over Coronavirus
THE National Union of Journalists in conjunction with the Associated Press have today announced a global suspension of all news ... -
Media Blackout: Why Newspapers Aren’t Reporting About Covid-19 Virus
CHECK your social media feed. Check your WhatsApp groups. Check with the lad you work with who saw a video ... -
Far-Right Terrorists Demand Same Media Coverage Islamic Terrorists Get
AFTER a far-right terrorist killed 11 people in a xenophobically motivated attack in Germany received none of the wall to ... -
Local Woman Punishes Media For Horrible Treatment Of Celebrities By Repeatedly Clicking On Articles
DOING her part to make sure she sends an unequivocal message to barrel scraping tabloid publications that she can no ... -
Liberated Britain Day 4: Johnson Bans Journalists
THE GREAT British public are luxuriating in the afterglow of yet another day of being safely out of the clutches ... -
The Tabloid Media’s Guide To Coronavirus
DON’T believe the hype and media frenzy about Coronavirus? Well time to wise up pal, because according to the tabloids ... -
Unemployed Couple Emigrate For Better Quality Of Life
A MIXED race couple who have been living off of state benefits for a number of years have decided to ...
