DELEGATES from the world’s media have offered a 21-pen salute to the gallant men and women of ISIS, in a moving ceremony to mark the fall of the last stronghold of the terrorist organisation. With the last members of the Caliphate holed up in a desperate, hopeless siege in Syria, journalists and editors from the biggest news outlets… Read more »
UNSURE as to which vaguely threatening female internet sensation to create scaremongering articles about this week, the media has decided to run with stories that combine the mythology of brainwashed ISIS teen bride Shamima Begum and spooky YouTube banshee Momo, and who are we at WWN to not follow suit. Following discussions in newsrooms around… Read more »
TOMMY ROBINSON made yet more headlines this week after he was banned from Facebook and Instagram. An enigmatic and divisive figure to many, what truly makes Tommy Robinson tick remains a mystery despite his large following in the UK and around the world. To learn more about the man away from the YouTube videos, the… Read more »
TABLOID journalists have applied for the annulment of the marriage of pop superstar Ed Sheeran to his childhood sweetheart, claiming that the union contravenes the time-honoured celebrity-media matrimonial agreement. Sheeran, ungrateful after everything the mainstream media has done for him, snuck off to marry Cherry Seaborn in what has been described as an intimate ceremony in… Read more »
MORE and more people are reporting that their parents are being radicalised by Newstalk, or even more worrying cases, by regional phone-in radio show hosts. To stop this before it gets out of hand, learn to spot the signs: Are your parents saying ‘this isn’t what I pay my taxes for’ at least 57 times… Read more »
WE interrupt your social media feed to bring you breaking news of a hare, an actual fucking hare like, which was captured on CCTV running around in a Supervalu in the Galway town of Gort earlier today. Footage of the four-legged furry friend hopping around the bread aisle began to circulate on social media earlier… Read more »
THE TAOISEACH Leo Varadkar has hit out at the media, bemoaning the horrible reality that, as magnaminous leader of the Irish people, he is only fawned over by the media 23 and a half hours a day, every day of the week. Sharing his sympathies with the struggles US president Donald Trump has had in… Read more »
LOOK, we know you’re busy, and those memes don’t look at themselves so we here at WWN are on hand to help it look like you’re the sort of smart and thoughtful person who reads wordy news pieces dissecting the big events currently affecting the world today and then shares them online, encouraging other people… Read more »
GREETINGS readers! We know for many, it’s been a long, tough month and what better way for a news publication to acknowledge something is doesn’t need to than by diverting our scant resources in the direction of throwing up an article which is just pictures of puppies. Puppies! We know you rely on us for… Read more »
WELL, you’ve gone and done it now. From highly-publicised allegations of sexual impropriety to near-fatal drink-driving crashes, celebrities and well-known people need to be ready to drop a heartfelt apology as quickly as possible, to let the public know that they really, really just want everyone to forget about whatever horrible shit they’ve just done…. Read more »