TABLOID journalists have applied for the annulment of the marriage of pop superstar Ed Sheeran to his childhood sweetheart, claiming that the union contravenes the time-honoured celebrity-media matrimonial agreement. Sheeran, ungrateful after everything the mainstream media has done for him, snuck off to marry Cherry Seaborn in what has been described as an intimate ceremony in… Read more »
MORE and more people are reporting that their parents are being radicalised by Newstalk, or even more worrying cases, by regional phone-in radio show hosts. To stop this before it gets out of hand, learn to spot the signs: Are your parents saying ‘this isn’t what I pay my taxes for’ at least 57 times… Read more »
WE interrupt your social media feed to bring you breaking news of a hare, an actual fucking hare like, which was captured on CCTV running around in a Supervalu in the Galway town of Gort earlier today. Footage of the four-legged furry friend hopping around the bread aisle began to circulate on social media earlier… Read more »
THE TAOISEACH Leo Varadkar has hit out at the media, bemoaning the horrible reality that, as magnaminous leader of the Irish people, he is only fawned over by the media 23 and a half hours a day, every day of the week. Sharing his sympathies with the struggles US president Donald Trump has had in… Read more »
LOOK, we know you’re busy, and those memes don’t look at themselves so we here at WWN are on hand to help it look like you’re the sort of smart and thoughtful person who reads wordy news pieces dissecting the big events currently affecting the world today and then shares them online, encouraging other people… Read more »
GREETINGS readers! We know for many, it’s been a long, tough month and what better way for a news publication to acknowledge something it doesn’t need to than by diverting our scant resources in the direction of throwing up an article which is just pictures of puppies. Puppies! We know you rely on us for… Read more »
WELL, you’ve gone and done it now. From highly-publicised allegations of sexual impropriety to near-fatal drink-driving crashes, celebrities and well-known people need to be ready to drop a heartfelt apology as quickly as possible, to let the public know that they really, really just want everyone to forget about whatever horrible shit they’ve just done…. Read more »
AS A growing number of people become more and more concerned about, and aware of how tech companies, online publishers, news organisations and websites use their personal data, there has never been a more important time to decide whether it is pronounced ‘data’ or ‘data’. While some members of the public, concerned with how Facebook… Read more »
AS the INM data breach continues to unveil itself to resounding apathy, a new study has show that Irish people have developed an immunity to caring about scandals that are happening around them, even it they themselves are being directly affected on a daily basis. The INM scandal, currently the most significant breach of data… Read more »
THE lifeless corpses of 12 White House press correspondents were flung from the boot of a blacked out SUV at the break of dawn just metres away from the Washington Mall, and represent a clear statement of intent from the Trump administration WWN can report. The bodies a reminder, as if one was needed, of… Read more »