The family of Formula One racing legend Michael Schumacher received heartwarming news as the former Ferrari driver is believed to be out of his coma and now beginning rehabilitation in a Swiss hospital. The uplifting news was met with countless expressions of good will from the public, many hoping for a swift and full recovery… Read more »
WITH tragic shootings unfolding across America with ever increasing regularity, the Media has reassured the public that the perfect US gunman is only a matter of years away. “We were so, so very close with this latest one,” shared grinning Sky News editor Mags Cubbs, “he nearly had it all. He was misogynistic, tick, he… Read more »
FURTHER shocking revelations have emerged relating to scientifically proven racist man Jeremy Clarkson. The Top Gear presenter had been on the receiving end of well deserved criticism following his mumbling of a well known variant on a popular nursery rhyme. “His diction was deplorable,” offered media expert Henry Clulisse, “I could barely make out the… Read more »
An agreement reached among fellow non-famous human beings has been declared ‘historic’ by many experts in the field of modern celebrity, the media and reprehensible behaviour. The tragic and untimely passing of woman and mother-of-two Peaches Geldof has been declared the perfect subject on which to muse, obsess, fawn over and pass judgement on. The… Read more »
News reports are reaching us here at WWN that a small island nation has been ravaged by the outbreak of civil war much to the indifference of everyone here in Ireland. Other news publications have gone into far more detail and in depth analysis, but basically some leader or something really awful. We think it… Read more »
The incredibly popular ‘The Sapeurs’ Guinness advertisment which portrays the lives of fashion conscious Congolese men has finally out stayed its welcome, it has emerged. The latest Guinness promotion has flooded the airwaves recently with its inspiring tale of men dressing colourfully who are probably connected to Guinness in some way or another or why… Read more »
The celebrity world, known more commonly as Earth, has been rocked by the news that professional singer of songs Robin Thicke has split from actress wife Paula Patton. Reports in over 2,000 tabloids have speculated that the split may have come about as a result of Thicke predominantly singing about sleeping with truck loads of… Read more »
The Nation has reacted angrily following the publication of photos of RTÉ newsreader Sharon Ní Bheoláin in the Irish Daily Mirror. It is believed that at some time during breakfast this morning the Nation collectively said ‘Ah, leave our lovely Sharon alone’ over a bowl of corn flakes. It came as no surprise to the… Read more »
A new dieting craze which has been sweeping the Nation since the 1st of January has come under fresh scrutiny following a number of revelations. Thousands of people up and down the country have been partaking in the new ‘uber diet’ Gutt Ü after leading magazines and prominent social media accounts claimed a number of… Read more »
WWN’s resident intern Kevin ‘Trev’ Murray is finally beginning to see some of his obvious potential flourish. After a tricky start at Ireland’s leading news publication Trev, as he is still known to colleagues, is settling in and making clear his talents to all in the organisation. As part of his JobBridge internship Kevin was… Read more »