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Relief As Landslide In India Kills No White People
WWN can report that there has been a palpable sense of relief here in the Western world following the news ... -
Media Respectfully Descends On Schumacher Family With Thousands Of Cameras
The family of Formula One racing legend Michael Schumacher received heartwarming news as the former Ferrari driver is believed to ... -
The Perfect US Gunman Just Years Away, Claims Media
WITH tragic shootings unfolding across America with ever increasing regularity, the Media has reassured the public that the perfect US ... -
Racist Clarkson Admits He’s Never Eaten A Banana
FURTHER shocking revelations have emerged relating to scientifically proven racist man Jeremy Clarkson. The Top Gear presenter had been on ... -
The Cause Of Peaches Geldof’s Death Is Everyone’s Business
An agreement reached among fellow non-famous human beings has been declared ‘historic’ by many experts in the field of modern ... -
Country No One Has Ever Heard Of Going Through Some Shit
News reports are reaching us here at WWN that a small island nation has been ravaged by the outbreak of ... -
Latest Guinness Ad Wearing Out Its Welcome At This Stage
The incredibly popular ‘The Sapeurs’ Guinness advertisment which portrays the lives of fashion conscious Congolese men has finally out stayed ... -
Man Who Sings Songs About Having Sex With Other Women Splits From Wife
The celebrity world, known more commonly as Earth, has been rocked by the news that professional singer of songs Robin ... -
‘Leave Our Lovely Sharon Alone’ Nation Tells English Owned Tabloid
The Nation has reacted angrily following the publication of photos of RTÉ newsreader Sharon Ní Bheoláin in the Irish Daily ... -
New Diet Craze Will Only Kill 30% Of Participants
A new dieting craze which has been sweeping the Nation since the 1st of January has come under fresh scrutiny ...