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FAI Exploring Possibility Entire Squad Had Covid Twice During Luxembourg Match
ON FOOT of the revelation that Irish international Callum Robinson has once again failed to get a shot on target ... -
Unlimited Snack Boxes, All Ireland Final Tickets, Coppers Gold Cards; Inside Gardaí On The Take
WITH THE National Bureau of Criminal Investigation (NBCI) raiding the homes of three serving members of the gardaí over connections ... -
Irish Power Stations Advised To Take Batteries Out, Roll Around In Hand To Get Another ...
ROLLING blackouts may be prevented this winter if Ireland’s power stations stick to some tried-and-trusted methods of wringing as much ... -
Lick-Arse Cyclist Stops At Red Lights
WATERFORD cyclist Eamon O’Brian may adhere to the rules of the road and do his best to ensure a safe ... -
Government Propose ‘Squid Game’ For Those Still On PUP
INSPIRED by the current Netflix hit show, the Irish government believes it has hit upon a way to reduce the ... -
Enjoying The UK’s Brexit Hell While Ignoring All Political Disgraces At Home, A Guide
THE UK’s free fall toward international laughing stock and rotten banana republic should be a slamdunk schadenfreude spectacular for any ... -
Dublin Girl To Choke Down Pumpkin Spice Latte If It Fucking Kills Her
YEARS of seasonal coffee deceit has caught up with renowned Dublin girlo Amy O’Cormac-Casey, after her friend Una Lane presented ... -
Tickets For NPHET’s Final Briefing Sell Out In Minutes
AFTER ANNOUNCING their final live briefing gig before they go into ‘surveillance mode’, tickets for NPHET’s swansong have sold out ... -
Electricity Shortage The Government Was Repeatedly Warned About Comes Out Of Nowhere
BUILDING ON the good news that energy prices have risen by about 20% this year, comes the news that talk ... -
“I Couldn’t Get A VPN To Work On That Blasted Fucking Player” Monk Returns Home ...
EXHAUSTED from a culmination of trying to watch Kin on the worst streaming player in recorded history and a poor ...