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Robot Trees Overthrow Cork Masters Following Power Surge
BATTERED civilian soldiers in Cork city centre have made urgent appeals for reinforcements in their terrifying war against sentient robot ... -
Conversion Therapy: Here’s Everything You Can Change Into
THE phrase ‘conversion therapy’ has for many years struck horror and disgust into the hearts of many, such is the ... -
“We Take Climate Change Seriously” Says Government Of Nation Covered In Data Centres
SEEKING to reassure the public after a damning UN backed IPCC report on climate change suggested drastic measures and decisive ... -
Roy Keane Celebrates 50th Birthday With Bouncy Castle, Pony Rides
IRISH football legend Roy Keane is to unleash a half-century of pent-up happiness in one burst today, with a 50th ... -
Vaccine Rollout Removed From List Of Things You Can Be Mad At Government About
WITH the announcement that 12-15 year olds can now sign up for a Covid-19 vaccine, even the harshest of government ... -
Work Commences On Giant Kellie Harrington Statue
MINUTES after Kellie Harrington was assured of her Olympic lightweight boxing gold, Dublin City Council broke ground on the site ... -
“You Can’t Tell Me What To Do, You’re Not My Real Taoiseach” Yells Petulant Varadkar
A TEARFUL Micheál Martin has broken down over a cup of coffee with some of his closest friends this morning ... -
“Trust Parents” Says Archbishop, Contradicting Centuries Of Catholic Church Teachings
SPEAKING OUT about the need to have religious sacraments such as Communions and Confirmations return to churches, Archbishop of Dublin ... -
Guide, How To Resign From Government
HAVE you just changed the guidelines on public gatherings so that everyone can have 200-person outdoor events during a pandemic ... -
Electric Picnic Organisers Add Zappone To Line Up In Bid To Ensure Festival Can Go ...
EXHALING in relief, Electric Picnic festival organisers are celebrating a foolproof line up addition which ensures the event can go ... -
Dublin Apartment Wins Olympic Gold For Best Dive
THERE was more Olympic triumph for Ireland in Japan this morning, after a bedsit on Dublin’s North Circular Road was ... -
Restaurant Association Backs Plans For Double Decker Tables To Make Up For Lost Business
THE RESTAURANT Association of Ireland is keeping the pressure on the government to lift existing restrictions and have taken efforts ...
