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Sunburned? Try These Simple Homemade Remedies
SUNBURN is no fun. Most of us know that unmistakably intense pain and irritable itchiness, but you don’t have to ... -
Boss Can’t Believe Retail Worker Looking For Day Off To Attend Own Funeral
“YOU’RE really putting me in an awkward position here, we’re already short two for the afternoon ‘cus Jack and Ellen ... -
Supervised Injection Centre To Disguise Itself As Hotel In Bid To Get Planning Permission
FOUR years after legislation was passed to allow for the introduction of safe injection centres, Ireland remains without a single ... -
Denis O’Brien Announces Space Bid
NOT to be outdone by the likes of Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos, super-rich Irish businessman Denis O’Brien is to ... -
Local Man Warming To This Climate Change Craic
DESPITE biblical wildfires, floods, landslides, and general chaos worldwide, local man Gerry Taylor welcomed this climate change craic while bathing ... -
NPHET Raise Concern As Daily Sunburnt T’Fuck Numbers Reach 22,000
AN AIR of dread filled the room housing NPHET’s daily heatwave briefing as the NPHET team cast aside thoughts of ... -
Eid Really Crept Up On Racist This Year
“THIS damn thing just gets earlier every year” sighed Waterford bigot Terrence Inglesby this morning, after going on Twitter this ... -
Reminder: Here’s How To Stand Out As Irish When Holidaying Abroad
IT’S SUMMER and so Irish people are fleeing this godforsaken island in their thousands. Whether it be a family holiday, ... -
Our Precious Horse Breeders Couldn’t Be At Fault, Insists Irish Racing Industry
IRELAND’S Horse Racing chiefs are expected to hold emergency meetings on how to clean up decades of animal abuse while ... -
How To Stay Cool In Hot Weather
EXPERIENCING unbearably hot and humid weather? We consulted experts and readers to produce the essential guide on how to keep ... -
How To Get Your €3.50 Worth At Fancy New Public Toilets
F. SCOTT Fitzgerald’s classic novel The Great Gatsby tells the story of an enigmatic millionaire and the social circles he ... -
Fianna Fáil To Change Name, Rip Up Policies, Replace All Members In Bid To Gain ...
ENLISTING the help of rebranding supremos at Pivot Marketing, the ailing Fianna Fáil party, plagued by infighting, media leaks and ...
