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Ryan Confirms It Was Worth Selling Out Party, Screwing Nation Just To Get 3 Hydrogen ...
“MY WORK here is done,” confirmed Eamon Ryan as he proudly stood before three hydrogen fuel-cell buses which should make ... -
Single-Shot Janssen Vaccine Under Fire For Only Allowing For One Opportunity To Ring In Sick
A GOVERNMENT watchdog is being set up to monitor anyone in the 18-35 year cohort that attempts to claim two ... -
Parents Actually Fine With Kids Being Banned From Indoor Dining
FOLLOWING the awful news that children will be allowed to dine indoors with their fully vaccinated parents or guardian, as ... -
‘Dog Of Vaccinated Neighbour’s Son Can Eat’: New Indoor Dining Rules Revealed
THE Irish government’s latest attempt to get a deeply flawed Covid Cert system for indoor dining not working by next ... -
Government Reanimate Zombie Corpse Of JobsBridge, Rename It ‘Work Placement Experience Programme’
“IT’S ALIVE, my God it’s alive” a delighted coalition government said as it looked on in wonder at its diabolical ... -
Ankle Surgeon Sews Up McGregor’s Mouth While They’re At It
SURGEONS working on Conor McGregor’s broken ankle are confident that the former UFC champion will be back on his feet ... -
A United Ireland: How You Can Help Unionists Celebrate The 12th Of July
IF YOU’RE really serious about a united Ireland then you’ll have to learn to live with respecting everyone’s unique culture ... -
Ian Bailey Recovering After Suspected Attention Overdose
‘A MURDER In West Cork’ star Ian Bailey is said to be doing well today, following what many believe to ... -
Subtle Signs Your Parents Might Want You To Move Out
IT’S TOUGH out there trying to navigate the housing situation in Ireland, what with the cost of rent, the difficulty ... -
Government Introduce 10% Hike In Not Giving A Fuck
NEW legislation rushed through in a late-night vote yesterday will mean the government will no longer give a fuck what ... -
Grown Adult Twins Informed They Don’t Have To Dress Alike, Advised To Leave That Shit ...
REGARDLESS of how their parents dressed them as kids, their own individual opinion on the matter or indeed a pride ... -
Dublin Seagulls Welcome News Of City’s First Rooftop Cinema
THE CAPITAL city’s supply of swooping murder birds have welcomed the news of plans to build a rooftop cinema in ...
