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First Vaccine Death Confirmed As Man Hit By Pfizer Delivery Truck
CONSPIRATORIAL websites around the world lit up today following the first confirmed death to be associated with the Pfizer vaccine, ... -
“Lol, No!” West Tells Poorer Nations Begging For Vaccines
WEALTHY Western nations have responded to pleas from poorer nations around the world, many of them projected to only get ... -
“I Definitely Won’t Regret Promising Nationwide Vaccination By September”
IGNORING the frantic, panicked waving from cabinet colleagues and the HSE, Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly has doubled down on ... -
Government Warns Nation To Stop Complaining Or There’ll Be No Vaccine For Anyone
THE government has issued a terse warning to the unruly bunch of brats that it quite frankly can’t believe are ... -
Psst, Doctor Has A Few Spare Vaccines If Anyone Is Interested
AS THE furore builds over the use of excess vaccines in hospitals before they expire, which is something you can’t ... -
“Stick Your Claps Up Your Hole And Get Us Some Fucking Help” Nurses Plead
FRONTLINE health workers across the country have today kindly asked the government, HSE, anyone at all, to stick their claps ... -
Media Running Out Of Ways To Say ‘Health System Fucked’
LEAFING through dog eared copies of thesauruses reporters are struggling to remember how many times they have used ‘catastrophic’, ‘cataclysmic’, ... -
All The Excuses That Can Get You To The Top Of The Vaccine Queue
AS THE initial rollout of the Covid-19 vaccination is criticsed for its slow pace, and young and health people face ... -
“Shame No One Warned Us Opening Everything Over Xmas Was A Bad Idea”
UNDER pressure Minister for Health When There’s Good PR Stephen Donnelly has confirmed it is beyond tragic that no one, ... -
HSE Doesn’t Want To Cause Panic But Does Anyone Know How To Work A Ventilator
HSE management has started a house-by-house recruitment process to find retired nurses, doctors, vets, St. Johns ambulance people, people who ...