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“Pandemic? Recession? EU Suing Us? My Own Incompetence? That All You Got?” Johnson Screams At ...
EFFORTLESSLY PASSING every test life throws at him, British PM Boris Johnson spent the afternoon bellowing skywards, presumably, towards God, ... -
Johnson Unsure How To Phrase Break Up Text To Northern Ireland
BRITISH PM Boris Johnson has reportedly been staring blankly at his phone for hours, unable to summon forth the delicately ... -
Boris Johnson’s Guide To Flawless Trade Negotiations
PULLING apart the sticky pages of his treasured copy of ‘The Art Of The No Deal’ book, British PM Boris ... -
World Longs For Carefree Days When British PM Just Stuck Penis In Dead Pig’s Mouth
THE image of David Cameron inserting his penis into the head of a dead pig now seems like a cherished ... -
“You Are Not Alone” EU Tells Belarusian People From Safe Distance
RESPONDING to the 100,000 people in Belarus who took part in the country’s largest protest to date in the wake ... -
Asking Your Polish Friend About The Belarusian Election; A Guide
WANT to know all about the disputed Belarusian election results, the crackdown on the political opponents of Alexander Lukashenko, the ... -
Martin To Reintroduce Celtic Tigers To Ireland After Securing EU Recovery Money
TAKING the €750 billion EU recovery fund as his ‘green light’ Taoiseach Micheál Martin has announced the first initiative which ... -
President Of Monrovia Celebrates Securing Billions From EU Recovery Fund
IT SEEMS like they are only winners in the aftermath of the EU agreeing a staggering €750 billion virus recovery ... -
Developers, Banks Tell Government They’ve Already Spent Ireland’s Share Of EU’s €1 Trillion Covid Recovery ...
ADOPTING the ‘ask for forgiveness, not permission’ strategy that served them so well through the 2008-11 banking crisis years, the ... -
EU Announce €1 Trillion Covid Rescue Fund Just To Piss Off The Brits
THE EU Commission has announced plans for a rescue and stimulus package worth approximately €1 trillion which will help aid ...
