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Government Try Selling Irish Beef Farmers On Ebay
IN RESPONSE to the EU/Mercosur trade deal which will see tariff free beef being imported from South America, the government ... -
Eiffel Tower Slowly Beginning To Melt In Heatwave
MAINLAND EUROPE is in the grips of an unprecedented recording-setting heat wave and French authorities are now on high alert ... -
BREAKING: Brits Still Don’t Know What They’re Doing
EXHAUSTIVE and far reaching investigations, reports, statements and reviews have returned the verdict that the Brits, without a doubt, remain ... -
Not Hearing About Brexit For Whole Week Declared Better Than Sex
THE Brexit news-free days that have passed since British PM Theresa May was granted an extension to the withdrawal of ... -
EU Leaders Meeting Postponed Until May Stops Crying
THROWING herself to the ground in Brussels moments after arriving and clinging to the ankles of EU leaders, strong and ... -
EU Files Adoption Papers For Scotland, Northern Ireland
EMERGENCY actions are being put into place to ensure the safety of Scotland and Northern Ireland by adopting them into ... -
The Hidden Message Theresa May Left In Her New Brexit Video
WHAT was first presumed to be a terrifying video of a robot spectacularly failing the Turing test has now been ... -
Company Offering Chance To Be Induced Into Coma Until Brexit Is Over
WOULD you like to be medically induced into a coma only to be brought back to consciousness after Brexit is ... -
May Claims Asylum In Ecuadorian Embassy In London
FRESH from asking the EU for an extension to the original Brexit extension, Theresa May has sought refuge in the ... -
5 Things We Learned From May’s Talks With Corbyn
DEPENDING on who you speak to the sight of Theresa May reaching out to Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is either ...
