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‘Middle Finger To Putin’ EU-Wide Doorstep Salute Scheduled For 6PM
FOLLOWING the success of the ‘clap for your health service’ program during the peak of the Covid pandemic, EU nations ... -
Macron’s ‘Listen Here You Fucking Idiots’ Plea To Unvaccinated Not Going As Well As Planned
IN A BID to persuade those French people still reluctant to participate in the Covid-19 vaccination programme, French president Emmanuel ... -
“Just Call Me Daddy” Scholz Tells EU
ANGELA MERKEL’S successor as German Chancellor, Olaf Scholz, has urged his European peers and their citizens to just call him ... -
Pope ‘Heartbroken’ About Migrant Crisis But Not ‘Solve It With Own Money’ Heartbroken
THE Pope has denounced the selfish and narrow-minded way in which Europe is treating migrants during the longstanding crisis in ... -
Daily Mail Stops Just Short Of Calling 27 Migrants Drowned At Sea ‘People’
AN internal investigation has been launched at the Daily Mail after the publication only narrowly avoided calling 27 migrants who ... -
What Restrictions Protests Across EU Looked Like, According To Stereotypes
COVID HAS made it more difficult for our correspondents to report from the ground around the world, and with Europe ... -
World Wondering Why All The Crazy Bastards Have Control Of The Fossil Fuels
THREATS by Belarusian hothead authoritarian Alexander Lukashenko to halt the supply of natural gas to Europe if fresh sanctions are ... -
EU Ask Brits For One Day, Just One Day Without This Bullshit
DOZENS of EU diplomats have taken up smoking and many more are said to have lapsed into alcoholism, as the ... -
EU Starting To See IRA’s Point
WHILE nobody in the EU has come forward and condoned the Irish Republican Army’s campaign of bloody terror in Northern ... -
Germany To Give This ‘Political Instability’ Thing A Go
FRANKLY bored of the efficient continuity that delivered 16 years of Angela Merkel and her CDU party leading governments, Germans ...