ITALY is taking its first steps towards a return to fascist-centric politics this week, as the political party ‘Fratelli D’Italia’ looks set to sweep the general election and put the country’s first far-right leader since the outbreak of WWII, despite how all that ended. Named after the evil family in The Goonies, Fratelli D’Italia and… Read more »
GERMANY may have solved that whole ‘we’re buying all of our fossil fuels from a maniacal despot’ problem this week, following an ‘energy security’ deal with the honest and upfront United Arab Emirates, WWN can confirm. The move should ease fears that the country, and by extent the whole of Europe, had become too reliant… Read more »
INTERNATIONAL media have descended on Finland after news broke of a woman spending an evening with friends, WWN understands. The sinister development has seen calls for the woman, Sanna Marin, to be fired from her job such was the severity of socialising conducted in a house owned by one of her friends. “She has gone… Read more »
ANY hope that Brexit would see a reduction in lagered-up British pissheads eating plates of beans in blazing sunshine of Europe’s favourite holiday destinations have been dashed, after a recent survey showed no fall in the number of Britons travelling abroad this year. “For a country of people who held a vote to decide how… Read more »
WITH THEIR conscience preventing them from buying Russian gas, knowing the proceeds would fund the committing of war crimes on land that isn’t Russia’s, the EU has turned to Israel in a bid to supply the fossil fuel. “An occupying force unwilling to honour international agreements nor basic humanity as it deprives people of their… Read more »
The European Central Bank is finally doing something to combat rampant inflation: ECB President Christine Lagarde today called on all residents of the European Monetary Union to add a zero to their banknotes with a permanent marker. The value of the currency will increase by 900 percent as a result of the immediate measure. “In… Read more »
THE SHOCK among Irish people and citizens of other EU nations is still audibly reverberating across the continent as everyone attempts to come to terms with news of the British government attempting to unilaterally change the terms of the NI Protocol. “I’m more shocked than Tarzan swinging off an electricity pylon. The Brits? Reneging on… Read more »
A SECRET group of transport curious Irish citizens is determined to get to the bottom of why the Irish government refuses to trust the population with bendy buses, which are a mainstay of every city on mainland Europe. “We urge the EU to come out with it and tell us what’s so great about bendy… Read more »
A TENSE and hotly contested tête-à-tête, France’s only televised debate between Emmanuel Macron and Marine Le Pen largely served as both candidates’ last chance to let voters know where they stand on big issues. However, Le Pen receiving a loan from a Russian Bank which remains unpaid, being investigated for fraud and her nakedly xenophobic… Read more »
TASKED with cloaking the fact that the government is willing to conscript Ireland into the EU Defense Force without so much as a referendum or any consultation with the Irish public, the Department of Defence and the EU have coined several new names that make it sound like we’re not joining an active army. After… Read more »