Tag: europe

Italy To Give Fascism A Go Again For The Craic

ITALY is taking its first steps towards a return to fascist-centric politics this week, as the political party ‘Fratelli D’Italia’ looks set to sweep the general election and put the country’s first far-right leader since the outbreak of WWII, despite how all that ended. Named after the evil family in The Goonies, Fratelli D’Italia and… Read more »

BREAKING: Woman Enjoys Night With Friends

INTERNATIONAL media have descended on Finland after news broke of a woman spending an evening with friends, WWN understands. The sinister development has seen calls for the woman, Sanna Marin, to be fired from her job such was the severity of socialising conducted in a house owned by one of her friends. “She has gone… Read more »

EU Turn To Israel For Gas As Russia Continue Committing War Crimes On Land That Isn’t Theirs

WITH THEIR conscience preventing them from buying Russian gas, knowing the proceeds would fund the committing of war crimes on land that isn’t Russia’s, the EU has turned to Israel in a bid to supply the fossil fuel. “An occupying force unwilling to honour international agreements nor basic humanity as it deprives people of their… Read more »

Macron & Le Pen Clash Over Russian Loan, Right For French To Carry Out 8 Affairs At Once

A TENSE and hotly contested tête-à-tête, France’s only televised debate between Emmanuel Macron and Marine Le Pen largely served as both candidates’ last chance to let voters know where they stand on big issues. However, Le Pen receiving a loan from a Russian Bank which remains unpaid, being investigated for fraud and her nakedly xenophobic… Read more »