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“I Haven’t Slept In Four Days And I’m This Close To Busting This Thing Wide ...
DONALD Trump Jr has turned down his family’s pleas to have a lie-down, and has instead entered his 98th hour ... -
Deranged Trump Found Scrawling Tweets On Wall Of Oval Office
AS HOUSE Democrats in America keep themselves busy by introducing articles of impeachment for the outgoing president, a shivering and ... -
Confused Spanish Urged Not To Snort Snow
SPANISH officials launched a nationwide campaign today urging people to not attempt to snort the white substance landing on the ... -
Donáil O’Truimpaigh Wants To Add You As A Friend
THOUSANDS of Republicans in America have received a strange friend request on Facebook from someone called Donáil O’Truimpaigh, mere hours ... -
World Growing Concerned About Milk Bottles & Junk Mail Piling Up Outside North Korea
“SOMEONE should knock in, see if they’re okay” mused a spokesperson from the East Asia Neighbourhood Watch community on the ... -
Twitter Bans Inciter Of Domestic Terrorists For 12 Hours
IN A clear sign that American democracy remains in rude health social media company Twitter has banned Donald Trump from ... -
EU Countries Agree To End Practice Of Transporting Vaccines Via Tortoise
NATIONS belonging to the European Union have pledged to rectify the alarmingly slow initial rollout of its Covid-19 vaccination programme, ... -
Russia, Saudi Arabia & Iran ‘Shitting Themselves’ As Ireland Takes Up UN Security Council Seat
IRELAND’S very first job as it makes history by taking its seat on the UN Security Council for the first ... -
World Counting On Biden Not Dying For At Least Another Fortnight
LEADERS from around the world have pledged warm blankets, chicken soup recipes, Covid face-masks and echinacea oils to president-elect Joe ... -
The Tech That Have Defined The Last 10 Years
THE 2010s were an incredible decade for tech; advancements been made at breakneck speed. A decade ago so much of ...