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Executed Florida Man Gives New Lethal Injection The Thumbs Up
A FLORIDA inmate who was executed with a brand new form of lethal injection last night has given the poisonous ... -
Phrase ‘Sound As A Pound’ Officially Changed ‘To Sound As A Euro’ As Sterling Plummets
THE Oxford Institute of phrases has today officially announced that the age old term ‘sound as a pound’ has been officially changed ... -
Trump Orders Navy Fleet To Spell Out ‘Donald’s The Best’ With Warships
THE US naval fleet in the Pacific Ocean has been put on high alert after reports from Washington suggested that ... -
Oldest Siblings Are Complete And Utter Wankers, Finds Study
FINALLY it’s settled! First-born children are complete and utter wankers who think they’re far superior to their younger siblings because they’re older ... -
White Nationalists Advised Sun Will Only Turn Black Temporarily And Not To Shoot At It
RIGHT-WING publications along with various US police departments have urged the American racist community that the sun will only remain ... -
Local Woman Refusing To Read Anything In Conflict With Her Worldview
CAREFUL not to challenge her own knowledge blind spots when it comes to a variety of subjects and issues, one ... -
Clown Community Blasts Steve Bannon For Likening Them To White Nationalists
MEMBERS of the clown community in the United States have today slammed White House chief strategist Steve Bannon after he likened ... -
Budget Airline Complains About Budget Passengers
BUDGET carrier Ryanair has called for a crackdown on alcohol sales at British airports, claiming that the number of passengers ... -
“I Can’t Fire Bannon, He’s My Top Racist” – Trump
DONALD Trump has shrugged off calls for him to fire Steve Bannon, stating that the controversial Chief Strategist is the ... -
“I Didn’t Mean It, Pops” Trump Apologises To Old Picture Of Father For Condemning KKK
SOURCES at the White House have confirmed that American President Donald Trump has been moping around its corridors with an ...