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Liberated Britain Day 4: Johnson Bans Journalists
THE GREAT British public are luxuriating in the afterglow of yet another day of being safely out of the clutches ... -
Brexiter A Little Disappointed To Wake Up To Find Army Hasn’t Begun Rounding Up Foreigners ...
WAKING up on this, the first morning of a liberated Britain, free from the shackle of oppressive EU bendy bananas, ... -
Easy, Hassle Free Phase Of Brexit Passes Quietly Without Mention
KEEN-EYED observers of politics were taken by surprise to learn Britain officially leaves the EU today and enters a minimum ... -
“Eat Shit Palestine” Middle East Peacemaker Kushner Offers Olive Branch To Palestinians
PRESIDENT DONALD Trump’s son-in-law and somehow in charge of being Middle East peacemaker, Jared Kushner, has been hailed the world ... -
“My Work Here Is Done”: Farage Descends To Hell After Brexit Finally Secured
SLOWLY descending into the fiery bowels of hell while enthusiastically waving a miniature Union Jack flag, Nigel Farage has completed ... -
The Tabloid Media’s Guide To Coronavirus
DON’T believe the hype and media frenzy about Coronavirus? Well time to wise up pal, because according to the tabloids ... -
Terrifying New ‘Man-Coronavirus’ Strain Identified
WITH the World Health Organisation battling to keep up with the increasing panic surrounding the Coronavirus, troubling reports from around ... -
“We Won’t Stop Until Coronavirus Has Spread To Hong Kong” Xi Jinping
FACED with prospect of limiting the spread of a life-ending virus, Chinese leader Xi Jinping has said Chinese government health ... -
Brexit: Your Last-Minute Shopping Guide
IT’S the most wonderful time of the year; Brexit is almost upon us! Is it just us, or does it ... -
Tommy Robinson Spotted Nowhere Near Buckingham Palace Yelling About Pedos
ANGRY right wing mobs demanding justice for victims of child sex abuse are conspicuous by their absence outside the gates ...
