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Covid-19 Threat So Great Men Now Actively Washing Hands After Using Toilet
THE SIGHT of men the world over, who normally think nothing of going a decade or so without washing their ... -
All Other News Suspended Over Coronavirus
THE National Union of Journalists in conjunction with the Associated Press have today announced a global suspension of all news ... -
Are You Panicking About Covid-19 Enough? Follow Our Guide
ARE YOU ONE of those unfathomably stupid idiots who’s making sure to only listen to trusted experts and health officials? ... -
ALERT: Americans With Coronavirus Symptoms Are Being Asked To Cough Directly Onto President Trump
US HEALTH officials grappling with containing the spread of the Coronavirus have issued a number of emergency alerts to citizens ... -
Assange Really Hoping Cell Guards Are Talking About Some Other Prisoner Hanging Himself
THE banter between the guards outside the cell of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange have been getting a ‘little too Epsteiney’ ... -
“Coronavirus Worst Thing To Happen To China Since The Chinese Government” WHO Confirm
AS Covid-19 makes its way to Italy, forcing the shutdown of towns across the country, the World Health Organisation has ... -
Far-Right Terrorists Demand Same Media Coverage Islamic Terrorists Get
AFTER a far-right terrorist killed 11 people in a xenophobically motivated attack in Germany received none of the wall to ... -
Syrian Army Happy To Oblige Laughing Girl
WERE you one of the hundreds of thousands of people who were moved by the story of 3-year-old Salwa Mohammad ... -
Trump Posthumously Pardons Jeffrey Epstein
THE PRESIDENTIAL pardons recently put in motion by Donald Trump continue apace with his most high profile pardon now extending ... -
Prince Andrew Celebrates Birthday Alone In Local Pizza Express
BATTLING through the tears and halfheartedly mumble-singing the words to ‘Happy Birthday’, Prince Andrew took in his 60th birthday at ...
