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Forecasters Unable To Predict Tomorrow’s Weather Giving ‘Worst Winter In Years’
FORECASTERS who can’t even predict tomorrow’s weather are claiming that Ireland is in for the ‘worst Winter in years’, it ... -
New Passport Photo To Make Man Look Like Sexual Predator For Next Ten Years
THERE was anguish for a Dublin man who received his new passport in the post this morning, as he realised ... -
Anti-Racism March In Waterford Followed By Anti-Anti-Racism March
TEMPERS and tensions continue to flare here in Waterford as local communities assert their right to be racist as other ... -
“Did Ya See Love/Hate? Did Ya? Did Ya See It? Did Ya?” Asks Coworker Incessantly
FOLLOWING the excesses of the bank holiday weekend, much of the Nation ventured into work looking for a quiet day ... -
Gerry Adams Wondering If Anyone Needs Fireworks While He’s Up The North
UNDER-fire Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams has opened Dáil proceedings this morning by advising members of all parties that he will ... -
Waterford Man Moving To Dublin To Follow Crazy Dream Of Being Employed
THE local community in Dunmore has reacted with disbelief and worry upon discovering local man Denis Dreary has expressed a ... -
36,000 Teachers Without Garda Vetting Are Probably Grand, Thinks Government
GOVERNMENT officials in the Department of Education have issued a carefully worded shrug of the shoulders to the revelation that ... -
Heineken Sales Down As Dickheads Migrate To Craft Beers
BREWING giant Heineken has suffered a decline in sales this quarter as well known dickheads migrate to a new plane ... -
Luas Bell To Be Replaced With Voice Yelling “Get The Fuck Out Of The Way”
A SPOKESPERSON for the Dublin Transportation Office has announced new measures to cut down on the amount of collisions between ... -
Ireland Opens First ‘Don’t Fucking Mention Christmas’ Zone In Dublin
USING the ingenuity, anger and intimidation Dubliners are famous for, a group of intrepid capital city residents have opened the ... -
Calls For Emergency Aid As Distraught Mayo Family Lose Patio Chair In Hurricane Gonzalo
HURRICANE survivors, the Mooney family, are calling on the government for emergency aid after one of their patio chairs was ... -
Hurricane To Bring Strong Winds, Rain & Excuse To Moan About Everything
THE blustery and rain-soaked aftermath of Hurricane Gonzalo is fast approaching Irish shores, giving dour and negative people the perfect ...
