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Government Announce Latest Homeless Figures Down One From Last Week
THE GOVERNMENT has announced today that Dublin’s latest homeless figures are down one from last week, bringing the total figure ... -
12 Senior Infants Being Treated For Shock After Older Kid Ruins Santa For Them
EMERGENCY services were called to a county Waterford Primary school today after 12 children broke down in hysterics after an ... -
Tests Reveal Soiled Irish Water Pack Was Full Of Shite To Begin With
PRELIMINARY examinations of an application pack which was filled with excrement and mailed back to Irish Water have found that the ... -
€3 Million Cocaine Seizure By Police To Affect 70% Of Christmas Parties
70% of the country’s Christmas parties lie in ruins this morning after police in Northern Ireland successfully seized cocaine with ... -
Man Sexually Assaulted By Woman Declared ‘Total Legend’ By Mates
LOCAL Waterford man James Hallion (24) felt the stinging pain of nonstop high fives from enthusiastic friends as he told ... -
Unreasonable Person Wondering How To Upgrade Himself To Sinister Fringe For Dec 10th
UNREASONABLE person, Jackie Hogan, made a call out on his Facebook page today wondering how to upgrade himself to the ... -
“I’m Voting Yes To Gay Marriage,” Say People Who Aren’t Even Registered To Vote
IN 2015, the people of Ireland are being asked to vote if LGBT citizens should be afforded the same constitutional ... -
Mother Of IT Support Technician To Continue Saying Her Son “Works At Computers”
THE mother of a successful IT technician has admitted in an exclusive interview that despite being told many times what ... -
Revenue To Continue Not Taxing The Church Or Any Other Multi Billion Euro Corporation
REVENUE is not planning to clamp down on tax exemptions for the church or any other large corporation any time ... -
Taxpayers To Pay Ulster Bank Fine “For Old Times Sake”
FOLLOWING the record €3.5million fine levied against Ulster Bank relating to an IT failure, which caused widespread disruption for customers, ... -
“I’ll Call Around Some Night To Apologise,” Adams Tells Independent Editor
SINN FÉIN leader Gerry Adams has made a dramatic u-turn on a previous ‘joke’ remark relating to the Irish Independent ... -
Gardaà Called To Flooded Housing Estate As Desperate Looters Steal Water Using Buckets
GARDAI are warning residents of the Ashwood Estate in Clondalkin today to cease looting water after a massive water main ...
